Shredded Asshole

When you eat your own nails and they happen to be quite intact during digestion and then scratch the insides of of your asshole when you unload your ass and it fucking hurts.

Guy 1: Hey I got a Shredded Asshole last night!
Guy 2: Yeah... That's fucking great to know
Guy 1: But instead of hurting, it gave me an orgasm.
Guy 2: Why am I your friend?

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

Shred the Gnar

To go big, never stop or give up; accept the reality that anything is possible, and everything can be accomplished if you set your mind to it..

You gunna get rowdy on that death gap? Man shred the gnar.

by Bro stay gold January 23, 2009

Shredding

Shredding is a term often used by skateboarders when the pull of some sick tricks!

Jimi: Nyjah Houston Is shredding street league!

by Botiic January 7, 2015

sheradyn

Sexy girl who will always ALWAYS be there for you when you need her. Shes stunning and youd be lucky to have her as a friend or even better a girlfriend.

I wish Sheradyn was my friend 😭

by haileybaby208 November 11, 2015

shredded

to have acquired 6% body fat.

hey you're shredded (no homo)

hey you're 6% body fat (no homo)

by dat dere cell tech September 4, 2011

Shredebris

Shredebris is the slang term for the copius amount of wheat debris from Shredded Wheat Cereal that accumulates at the bottom of the box.

Carl was looking foward to his daily intake of fiber with a delicious bowl of Shredded Wheat cereal. He was sorely disappointed when he opened the box and poured the cereal into the bowl only to find a few pieces of cereal left and a giant pile of Shredebris.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

shred-mode

The art of shredding your muscles to jacked and toned look. This method originated in Palmer, Nebraska.

The dude is in shred-mode. He must be jacked!

by jacked_&_stacked April 13, 2010