by talk2me-JCH2 July 26, 2022
A bazooka like gun used to rapidly fire primates at enemies; preferably fired at Vanilla Ice, and Donny Osmond.
Example: On top of the Rockies, all covered with shale, I whacked Donny Osmond, with a monkey tail.
It strangled him quickly, no evidence left, I went to his car, and committed grand theft.
I was off to Vanilla, that one guy who has no ladies, because he has sucked, since the 1980’s.
I saw him on Melrose, his hair 5 miles from his head, I pulled out my shooter, and now he is dead.
It strangled him quickly, no evidence left, I went to his car, and committed grand theft.
I was off to Vanilla, that one guy who has no ladies, because he has sucked, since the 1980’s.
I saw him on Melrose, his hair 5 miles from his head, I pulled out my shooter, and now he is dead.
by Jar Head May 08, 2005
by Lily Kennedy December 15, 2006
Extreme accuracy when sharting (shitting while farting.) Bending over and aiming at a target is considered general competition, while squatting in front of a fan and letting the wind blow your shart onto the target is considered advanced shart shooting.
Tina: "Ok! I'm laying down on the ground. Ready!"
Strom: "Fan is on 'high'. Here comes this afternoon's chinese buffet."
Tina: "Holy fuck. I can't breathe! You got my eyes and nose plugged up! Now that's some shart shooting!"
Strom: "I'm your shart shooter, bitch."
Strom: "Fan is on 'high'. Here comes this afternoon's chinese buffet."
Tina: "Holy fuck. I can't breathe! You got my eyes and nose plugged up! Now that's some shart shooting!"
Strom: "I'm your shart shooter, bitch."
by Reggie Dunlop June 21, 2007
a person who waits in your closet, while you have sex and waits for you to blow your load. as your finishing onto her upturned face he runs out from his hiding place and yells "second shooter" and unloads a big batch of jizz onto her face this action is based on the assassination of j.f.k. where the was said to be another shooter
i was banging renne the other day and as i blew my load, jim jumped out of the closet and pulled a fantastic second shooter. she was surprised, yet oddly pleased
by jitterbug May 13, 2008
My shooter is a slang for backup in a sense of having your back watched over by a friend/gang member
1 yo cuz you better not step on ma turf!
2 yee you better not be playing cuz, my shooter got my back
1 yo shooter aint shit dawg
2 yee you better not be playing cuz, my shooter got my back
1 yo shooter aint shit dawg
by adomxdddddd October 04, 2019
by BigBickMick January 16, 2023