Shnitekreig

The German tradition of boner jousting.

The linger penis had a great advantage in the sport of Shnitekreig.

Asians have a weak Shnitekreig game.

by Wiener jousting November 11, 2017

Shnits

A tiny bit of something, a sliver

Hey, give me a shnits of that pie!

by Samurai Silv June 10, 2018

Shnit

When one sneezes so hard they shit

So I was chillin with Kenny last night and out of nowhere he shnit. It was traumatic for the both of us.

by Naty by Nature May 18, 2019

Shnitzeling

If you know what Fuckening is, shnitzeling is worse. It is basically news that ruin your day more than it's already ruined by the fuckening

I could feel Shnitzeling news approaching me.
This Shnitzel could last me a whole year

by Mosquitoeater99 July 30, 2019

Shnue

Shnue is basically anything you want it to be. It’s practically the word thing except that you can use it anyway you want like as a verb, common or proper noun, adjective anyway you want. You can use it in a bad or good way depending on how you say it.It is most usually used as a proper noun.

“Shnue, you are so pretty!” (This would be as a proper noun)
“You are such a shnue you disgust me!” (This would be jawed in a bad way)
“What are you shnuing?”(This would be used as a verb)

by Shnue November 22, 2019

Shnitzle Floogen

The period of time when you and your friends are together and start to make up random phrases to surpass the urge to sleep.

”Me and reece were up past Shnitzle Floogen lastnight and shit got crazy bro”

by ScaryBiskits February 2, 2020

Shnott

When two guys named Shawn and Scott combine to make bad decisions that can effect thousands of people. Shawn and Scott = Shnott

Those configuration changes made on a Friday at the end of the day by Team Shnott (Shawn and Scott) completing shutdown thousands of users.

by FFS-really May 1, 2020