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A bad faith news hit-piece, usually about something trivial, such as snow shoveling posture or the color of a suit.

Stems from the New York posts hit-piece on Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s shoveling posture during a severe snowstorm.
politician wore a tan suit once! What a traitor!”
“ what a bunch of shoveling news.”
by JKwanDo January 28, 2026
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dirt shoveling

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Work which achieves no useful purpose but is mandated as some kind of political requirement in order to achieve some actual objective.
It'd be a 5 minute job if it weren't for all the dirt shoveling.
by _cjd September 5, 2017
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Being in close enough proximity to a person, place or thing that one could reasonably assume you could bury a body and still get away without getting caught or found out.
“Hey, where's Tom these days?” “Oh. he's within shoveling distance.”
by Trixie Lynn Freebush January 20, 2021
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Junk Shoveling

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the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.
Me and my girlfriend where just Junk Shoveling last week.
by Shovel_Shitter May 15, 2022
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Said mostly out of frustration no real meaning behind it rather then to release stress
*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"
by ViperUrban June 6, 2024
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