shirty

Flustered and pompus, like you would be if someone asked you a question you find incredibly offensive. Happens a lot with teachers and snobby upperclassmen.

Another British bit of fun. Used in "Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging" and "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire". See snogging.

I asked Mrs. Wenger if she was PMSing, and she got all shirty with me.

by reader June 16, 2004

shitty shitty fag fag

This sentence is used in the favourite song of Mr. Garrisson from the popular serie "South Park". He is a homosexual ands finds it pleasing to be able to sing this song. But be aware, only homosexual people can say "fag" on tv.

Hey there, shitty shitty fag fag, shitty shitty fag fag, how do you do!?

by Wouter van der Bijl October 12, 2006

shitty

Shitty is Of very poor quality; highly inferior. Contemptible; despicable.
Unfortunate; unpleasant. Being in a state of discomfort or unhappiness; miserable. Incompetent; inept.
Trivial; insignificant.

but u can't mess with shitty cuz its someones name...shitty from YO!!! don't use the name in vain!!-Dinky

yo what up shitty!!

this note book looks shitty

you look shitty

by DINKY from YO November 17, 2003

Kansas Shitty

Derogatory nickname for "Kansas City". Missouri or Kansas, take your pick.

I got my car stolen in Kansas Shitty a few months ago.

by James H. Harding May 24, 2008

went been shitty

Once having been good, but then it went shitty, and it's been shitty ever since.

I was a big fan of (band) before they went been shitty.

by Tyrannorabbit April 16, 2011

shitty carwash

A shitty carwash is when you cum on a someone's face, then use your dick as a windshield wiper. Alternatively, you can use your hand in a back and forth action. You can also add carwash sound effects as you see fit.

I gave her such a shitty carwash last night, she couldn't see for 10 minutes.

OMG. I think he gave me a shitty carwash. He came on my face then kept rubbing his hand across my face making this awful squeaking noise.

by endearing asshole June 9, 2009

Shitory

Adjective, combined from "shit" and "history".

1. Used to explain a past relationship which ended badly or left a lot of bad memories.

2. Used to describe a period of time (days, months, years) that are inconsequential to the story being told.

3. Can also be used to describe a period of black out / memory loss associated with various substances

1. A: yea man... we broke up last year... I met her at the bar, and well the rest is shitory

2. B: Dude, last night was crazy.. We bought two bottles of tequila each, went to a strip club.. and the rest is shitory

by DrBish August 5, 2010