Shitpit

A place where smelling people fester. A mud hole filled with shit.

Kristen:Ah Brandon's coming!
Steve:Yeah he smells so terrible.
Brandon:Hey what's up?
Kristen:I feel sick.
Steve:Brandon, why don't you go back home and wallow in your shitpit you stinky bastard?

by CrowbarKiller September 1, 2008

Shitsicle

When over a process of a few days, someone inserts a Popsicle stick up their anus. Every insertion will add a thin layer of shit, over time adding up to a large Shitsicle.

Becky feeds a Shitsicle to her child every day.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

shitkicker

70's - 80's slang for cowboy, cowboy "wanna' be", or urban cowboy (wouldn't know what to do w/ the bull if/when he ever got it by the horns!)

Them shitkickers probably never done broke more sweat than trying the Texas 2-step or line dancing down at the Broken Spoke. Give real cowboys a bad name!

by hydrogeo December 26, 2004

shitdick

Deregatory term used for men of the homosexual persuasion.

Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.

by Kurt December 31, 2004

Shitnick

A dumbfuck; a fucknut; someone more worthless than a peso; your semi-retarded brother who likes to fuck pumpkins.

"Close the door, shitnick, you're letting all the flies in!"

"Stop fucking that pumpkin, shitnick!"

by Brendon November 18, 2003

shitpile

1. A pile of shit.

2. Connoting a large amount of something. Basically serves the same function as a noun that big ass serves as an adjective.

1. My dog made a little shitpile and commenced bowing before it and howling.

2. Tammy Fay Bakker is probably best known for wearing a shitpile of makeup.

by brephophagist January 31, 2007

gooch flavored shitsicle

just another awesome insult when "bitch" and "asshole" just wont work.

Shut the hell up you gooch flavored shitsicle

by josh klayburn June 17, 2008