piss-drunk-shitfaced

(adv)- being intoxicated to the point of potentially or actually vomiting.

Person 1) Man, look at Tom, he's piss-drunk-shitfaced!
Person 2) Aww, he just puked in the fire, we better help him out.

Person 1) Wanna get trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.

by The Last Mohican May 13, 2008

shitface cockmaster

A person who is of course a real cockmaster.. who can and will take a good shit on someone's face. (As Needed)

Johnny! get out his way.. he's the shitface cockmaster I been telling you about.

by ChangWang April 30, 2003

shitflower

When one deposits the used toilet paper to the wall, after defacation, so that the feces makes the paper stick to the wall. Several are usually arranged in a bouquet of stinky oragamy.

Missy was irritated with the condition of the truck stop restroom, so she left some shitflowers after pushing out a muddy Stuckey Nutlog.

by Eman1187 May 7, 2009

shitfaceded

the act of being shitfaced

Caleb: i'm shitfaceded
Dylan: you're slick wasted

by Dossy Silentkilah April 4, 2011

Shitface

A person who is struck by a debilitating case of diarrhea, explosive or otherwise, and has the misfortune of other stomach related ailments. While relieving said diarrhea the individual is overtaken by the sudden urge to vomit and is forced to do so into the already poo contaminated water. Upon contact with the water’s surface the projectile vomit splashes the contents up into the individuals face… they have just been shitfaced.

Dude, I can't go out with you tonight my stomach feels awful, plus I need a shower I just shitfaced myself in the bathroom.

by Alexander High-tower April 27, 2009

Shitcakes

1. A baked article, usually consisting of egg, flour, milk, sugar, and solid excretory materials.

2. A non-standard vulgarism, typically describing and/or resulting from pain, annoyance, or grievance, optionally consolidated within a string of such vocabulary. Must not be used in conjunction with the personal.

"Here, I've baked some Shitcakes"

"Oh, Shitcakes," "F*cking cretinous Shitcakes!"

However, the following is incorrect;
"What a Shitcake."

by John141 December 26, 2005

shitflap

The matting of poo and hair around the anus due to lack of proper wiping after a bowel movement.

Man drank so much beer last night that I woke up this morning and took a shit that gave me a huge shitflap!

by Hangus77 May 26, 2005