by oliver walker December 19, 2022
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1a: a shitty condition, fact, or event accompanying, conditioning, or determining another.
1b: a subordinate or accessory shitty fact or detail.
1c: a piece of evidence that indicates the probability or improbability of a shitty event.
2a: the sum of crappy essential and environmental factors (as of an event or situation).
2b: state of affairs:eventuality — often used in plural.
2c plural: situation with regard to adversity.
3: an shitty event that constitutes a detail (as of a narrative or course of shitty events).
1a: a shitty condition, fact, or event accompanying, conditioning, or determining another.
1b: a subordinate or accessory shitty fact or detail.
1c: a piece of evidence that indicates the probability or improbability of a shitty event.
2a: the sum of crappy essential and environmental factors (as of an event or situation).
2b: state of affairs:eventuality — often used in plural.
2c plural: situation with regard to adversity.
3: an shitty event that constitutes a detail (as of a narrative or course of shitty events).
EXAMPLES:
1a: stupidity is a shitcumstance to be taken into consideration.
1b: Pain is a minor shitcumstance in this case.
1c: the shitcumstances suggest someone did not know what they were doing.
2a: As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.
2b: He quit due to shitcumstance; a victim of shitcumstances
2c plural: he made it despite shitcumstances; current set of economic shitcumstances we’re in.
3: considering each shitcumstance in turn.
1a: stupidity is a shitcumstance to be taken into consideration.
1b: Pain is a minor shitcumstance in this case.
1c: the shitcumstances suggest someone did not know what they were doing.
2a: As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.
2b: He quit due to shitcumstance; a victim of shitcumstances
2c plural: he made it despite shitcumstances; current set of economic shitcumstances we’re in.
3: considering each shitcumstance in turn.
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coincidental timing so perfect so as to be extremely rare in real life yet such things occur quite frequently in sitcoms
I was asking a coworker how tickets for the outing will be distributed when my manager, with sitcom timing, walks up and hands us the tickets.
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At the end of another long and boring business meeting, Joe drops a shitbomb and mentions the manditory Employee Conduct workshop that will be held next week, resulting in anguish among his fellow co-workers
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Get the dribbling shitcock mug.a shit-cock is an apparatus used to turd-dock. turd-docking is a universal sex act performed by men and women. when you perform this act both partners feel the same sensation. you make a shit-cock by taking a dump, and placing it in a condom. always remember to tie the condom in a knot at the end. to turd-dock you insert the shitcock into partner 1's asshole and then partner 2 inserts the remaining portion into his/her asshole. then the two partners use their bowels to push the shit-cock back and forth.
you can use shit-cock as a replacement word when you are at a loss for the real word that you are looking for:
"hey dude, could you go grab that shitcock?"
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