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Ah shit HONEY! shitcumballsfart SHIT ON YOUR NEW RUG!!
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shitcumstance

DEFINITIONS:

1a: a shitty condition, fact, or event accompanying, conditioning, or determining another.

1b: a subordinate or accessory shitty fact or detail.

1c: a piece of evidence that indicates the probability or improbability of a shitty event.

2a: the sum of crappy essential and environmental factors (as of an event or situation).

2b: state of affairs:eventuality — often used in plural.

2c plural: situation with regard to adversity.

3: an shitty event that constitutes a detail (as of a narrative or course of shitty events).
EXAMPLES:

1a: stupidity is a shitcumstance to be taken into consideration.

1b: Pain is a minor shitcumstance in this case.

1c: the shitcumstances suggest someone did not know what they were doing.

2a: As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2b: He quit due to shitcumstance; a victim of shitcumstances

2c plural: he made it despite shitcumstances; current set of economic shitcumstances we’re in.

3: considering each shitcumstance in turn.
by Computer Plumber February 7, 2009
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sitcom timing

coincidental timing so perfect so as to be extremely rare in real life yet such things occur quite frequently in sitcoms
I was asking a coworker how tickets for the outing will be distributed when my manager, with sitcom timing, walks up and hands us the tickets.
by trekkie-monster August 14, 2009
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Shitbomb

An extremely unpopular topic brought up at the end of a (usually long and boring) meeting that requires a lot of work from everyone present. The worst ones are "drive-by shitbombs," where someone pokes their head in, "throws the shitbomb," and leaves.
At the end of another long and boring business meeting, Joe drops a shitbomb and mentions the manditory Employee Conduct workshop that will be held next week, resulting in anguish among his fellow co-workers
by B_playa005 April 2, 2009
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dribbling shitcock

A shitcock that has feces dribbling off of it.

-see shitcock
by hallik September 29, 2003
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shitcock

a shit-cock is an apparatus used to turd-dock. turd-docking is a universal sex act performed by men and women. when you perform this act both partners feel the same sensation. you make a shit-cock by taking a dump, and placing it in a condom. always remember to tie the condom in a knot at the end. to turd-dock you insert the shitcock into partner 1's asshole and then partner 2 inserts the remaining portion into his/her asshole. then the two partners use their bowels to push the shit-cock back and forth.
you can use shit-cock as a replacement word when you are at a loss for the real word that you are looking for:

"hey dude, could you go grab that shitcock?"

"i better go and get some shitcock"
by maffew1234 May 30, 2006
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sitcom

Single Income Two Children Oppressive Mortgage
If you live in a sitcom you might go bankrupt so your better off as a dink.

Look up dink here.
by Schon September 29, 2003
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