slimy shithead

n. one who inserts dildos into peanutbutter

2) a ridiculous person

Fuck you to whoever was a big enough asshole to fuck with my food. I don't at all think it's funny and you're slimy shitheads. You're ridiculous people.

by Chaseface April 23, 2005

Shortbread

A nickname for a menacing redhead. The nickname takes into account their Scottish heritage. Used primarily as a deterrent in prison rape scenarios. After all, who wants to pick on someone man enough to sport the name "Shortbread."

Oh shit... here comes Shortbread. Don't move.

by The_Oreo July 30, 2010

shortbread

Nickname for a white guy with a small dick.

Have you seen Tom naked? The dude's a total shortbread.

by Kaia Jade December 20, 2010

shithead

Someone who is very obnoxious, dumb, ugly, all round poofter or dick.
Or someone whose head has been covered in some sort of shit (Manure/Foecal matter).

Look at that shithead, he's got so much shit on his head it ain't funny.

by big dilznik September 22, 2003

shitheadedness

The act of behaving abusively towards other people.

I do not appreciate your shitheadedness towards people!

by funny fellas January 13, 2014

shithead

This is the work of the Devil, this word. Never utter it in front of your children, or to your elders. Instead use the old fashioned "Up yours, fucker".

"I won't repent, won't lose my mind, SHITHEAD!!!"

by Shithead April 7, 2003

Christian Shithead

Every Christian is a shithead. Anyone who believes a guy's mother was a virgin and then she got pregnant by a god is already kinda wacko. And then the contradictory things this so-called messiah supposedly said....the "gospels" aren't the "gospel truth" if you read them carefully, you'll see they contradict each other and then when a "gospel" wasn't approved by the early church, they declared it false. So there's a lot of stuff out there about Jesus and Mary Magdalene getting it on. Your imaginary friend in the sky isn't going to save you.

Do good on this Earth right now. Take care of other people. Take care of the planet. Hate all Republicans. Vote against the asshole teaparty and you have a chance.

Joe: Hey, Bernardo, check out the Christian Shithead over there! She's born again.

Bernardo: Must have been a tough birth for her mother.

Well, looky here, what have we got? A Christian Shithead! Another one, dammmmm. Can't get rid of those fuckers.

by Lova My Nay-Bah September 17, 2010