shitbox

See also: Car

These goddamn shitboxes everywhere make it difficult to walk safely to work.

by javasgifted February 3, 2022

Shitbox

Vladimir Shitbox (aka Poo Tin or Putin), the tyrant dictator of Russia.

Did you hear Shitbox threatened nuclear war because he's butthurt that noone likes him?

by ButthurtBonker March 1, 2022

Shitbox

A combination of the words "shit" and "hitbox." Used to refer to a hitbox that doesn't match the animation or doesn't make sense, like a weapon that deals damage to you but misses you in the animation. Such an occurrence caused by lag does not make it a shitbox.

Argh, that axe didn't even hit me. Damned shitboxes.

by kyliestocks is a w**** January 4, 2021

SHITBOX

A car or vehicle that is musty smelling, over 200k miles, comes with a check engine either new, or bought used. This type of car cannot exceed over 40 miles an hour without shaking to death. It also can come with multiple soda cans and cigarettes inside as a bonus when bought.

JOHNNYS SHITBOX BROKE DOWN AGAIN LEAVING HIM STRANDED IN THE DESERT.

by Ben-0012 April 20, 2021

Shitbox

A truck or car that is at least 15 years old and has problems every other day

I drive that blue shitbox over there

by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021

shitbox

I car which user don't care about, a basic mean of transportation. An old but reliable and cheap to run,

often not looking good due to dents, rust and/or damage from minor collisions

This 1990 Corolla is my shitbox, I also have vintage Porsche 911 for weekends

by dildo777 August 11, 2025

Shitbox

A dilapidated or run down vehicle. Adjective for a rusted. non braking, smoking can't keep running truck.

Wyatt Bramells truck is a shitbox.

by Wrd gnus September 12, 2025