The combination of the word shit and checkmate, chess reference version of checkmate, yet you didn't check shit, anything, miss calculated or didn't gain any advantage, and acceptance of defeat. Examples: Dido, squat, fail.
"I know they'll work out and click."
"No; dude, they broke up 4 nights ago."
"Shitmate."
"Yeah dude, tell me about it."
"No; dude, they broke up 4 nights ago."
"Shitmate."
"Yeah dude, tell me about it."
by Lucio Serrano August 19, 2017
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*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!
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Another name for explosive diarrhea-(a.k.a. Liquid shitball); it's so forceful & projectile, it's as if a shitball had an earth-shattering orgasm.
by Snatch Lips April 24, 2014
Get the Climaxing shitball mug.The old shitbag must of slept on our back porch again because it now smells like a filthy outhouse again.
by Nanker Phelge May 26, 2021
Get the old shitbag mug.Mike: Man, I need to take a dump.
Dan: Ok, I'll wait
Dan: Why are you back so soon?
Mike: Couldn't go, it was a shitathon in there.
Dan: Ok, I'll wait
Dan: Why are you back so soon?
Mike: Couldn't go, it was a shitathon in there.
by shameus.burp September 3, 2009
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