Shitmate

The combination of the word shit and checkmate, chess reference version of checkmate, yet you didn't check shit, anything, miss calculated or didn't gain any advantage, and acceptance of defeat. Examples: Dido, squat, fail.

"I know they'll work out and click."
"No; dude, they broke up 4 nights ago."

"Shitmate."
"Yeah dude, tell me about it."

by Lucio Serrano August 19, 2017

Emergency Shituation

When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!

*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!

by hardwarehunney514 June 11, 2011

Climaxing shitball

Another name for explosive diarrhea-(a.k.a. Liquid shitball); it's so forceful & projectile, it's as if a shitball had an earth-shattering orgasm.

That toilet was so dirty, it looked like a climaxing shitball had an uncontrollable orgasm.

by Snatch Lips April 24, 2014

old shitbag

An elderly homeless person that reeks of shit stained underwear.

The old shitbag must of slept on our back porch again because it now smells like a filthy outhouse again.

by Nanker Phelge May 26, 2021

shitathon

When all the stalls in a public bathroom are full.

Mike: Man, I need to take a dump.
Dan: Ok, I'll wait
Dan: Why are you back so soon?
Mike: Couldn't go, it was a shitathon in there.

by shameus.burp September 3, 2009

shituation

A shitty situation

My life is a shituation.

by I stole your girl January 15, 2017

shituation

a very bad situation

-"we got a shituation here"
-"why what happend"
-"someone cloged the toilet"

by nikolam October 3, 2008