shitcanned

To get paralytic on illicit substances or exceedingly drunk

"Oi TD, where's those pingers ? Let's get SHITCANNED !!!"

by Da Chicken Man June 28, 2007

Shitcanned-hammeredrunk

When your aim is to drink until you black-into a jail cell without clothing.

Me: Hey what happened to Jeff last night?

Dave: Dude he got so Shitcanned-hammeredrunk that I had to bail him out of jail naked.

Me: Thats Epic.

by SconiMuddin21 February 23, 2011

shitcan

to get really drunk or stoned

I got so shitcanned last nite, I pissed myself!

by Vitamann February 11, 2008

shitcanned

someone who gets so wasted that they shit in a trashcan, instead of the toilet.

After a long night of drinking, Tommy found himself shitcanned, but played it off, like he was just taking the trash out at 3:30am.

by heywood_jablowme June 19, 2010

shitcanthropsy

just another way of saying sh*t. the list goes on forever. It sorta piggybacks off the disease lycanthropsy.

(just got hit by a golf ball) SHITCANTHROPSY!!!

by Patrick Reeves May 24, 2005

Shitcan

the act of taking a dump in the nearest can

i had to shit so bad i did in that tin can. It was my shitcan

by Big monkey dick October 19, 2014

shitcan

Severely beating someone.

Mr. X is going to shitcan Mr. Y for stealing his girl.

by JMydlak February 11, 2005