A bald man's head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her vulva on his scalp. Her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. The longer she rubs, the shinier the head. The grooming habits of the woman don't matter, as her pubic hair can add to the luster.
That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!
That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.
Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.
Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
by BaldDaddyO July 12, 2017
Get the slippery melon mug.When you're having sex with a girl in the shower from behind, you pull out and shove your penis up her ass. Out of shock she tries to climb away like a slippery lizard up the wall
by Pickled0nion August 3, 2018
Get the Slippery lizard mug.by D Death May 25, 2013
Get the One sipper mug.A bodily cavity that feels like velvet, and is very slippery. Typically a punani, but occasionally something even more slippery.
I put my tongue inside Ashalea's Velvet Slipper and she kissed her bad mood goodbye. Thank god, she was acting like a total bitch.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019
Get the Velvet Slipper mug.idiots wearing slippers in public places. Obviously promoting an 'I'm too lazy and too cool to wear real shoes, you should worship my every step' cause.
In the wild you can spot them by their oncoming 'swishing' sound as they also shuffle because walking is such a drag. Indigenous to malls, fast food establishments, and coffee houses.
In the wild you can spot them by their oncoming 'swishing' sound as they also shuffle because walking is such a drag. Indigenous to malls, fast food establishments, and coffee houses.
Jeff: Look out honey! A herd of slipper pimps are coming! Quick let's duck into the food court!
Maureen: Don't worry, they're shuffling, we have an hour before they get to us.
Maureen: Don't worry, they're shuffling, we have an hour before they get to us.
by jingerotomy April 2, 2008
Get the slipper pimps mug.Jorge surprised Esperanza with a slippery enchilada last night, and Esperanza was left flabbergasted.
by Whodi Killa November 7, 2013
Get the slippery enchilada mug.1) After sex, it is the waiting time(medically known as the refractory period) until the guy is ready to "practice his craft all over again." In most cases both parties are still slippery and sticky from the first time, so he just slides it in and repeats the process. Best outcome is that the dude knows what he's doing and the woman doesn't get to annoyed.
2) Doing something again even though the first time was a complete and total failure. Unfortunately this time, it is even worse.
2) Doing something again even though the first time was a complete and total failure. Unfortunately this time, it is even worse.
1) Girl: What are you doing back there?
Dude: Ya up for a slippery repeat? I know I am!"
2) Dude #1 "What the hell is he doing here? Didn't he smash into some cars and fuck them all up?"
Dude #2 "He sure as fuck did. Guess he's a slippery repeater and must learn the hard way."
Dude #1 "A slippery repeater and an asshole? Great combo!"
Dude: Ya up for a slippery repeat? I know I am!"
2) Dude #1 "What the hell is he doing here? Didn't he smash into some cars and fuck them all up?"
Dude #2 "He sure as fuck did. Guess he's a slippery repeater and must learn the hard way."
Dude #1 "A slippery repeater and an asshole? Great combo!"
by The MI Shocker December 4, 2013
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