Ape shit mafia

Ape shit mafia is 1 person gang in which they are either vary excited or angry and cause having as well as have very little feelings

The boy walked into the classroom cussing out everybody even the teacher representing the ape shit mafia

by Apeshitmafia October 5, 2019

Blue Shirt Man

A man named Gustavo who lives in Houston, Texas and likes to dance with all his friends

“Hey blue shirt man, how do you fit into a car god damn!!”

by peytonmarfell December 30, 2020

crayzie ass shit man

Anything extremely unusual.

WOW! That was some crayzie ass shit man.

by Mike Dingez SCM March 23, 2011

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

T-shirt beer mat

The wet mark that appears on your t shirt when holding the side of a cold beer accidentally against it while chatting to mates, also often occurs while watching sport

Jim: Mate you've been holding ure beer against ure shirt & it's all wet
Bob: Ah, yet another t-shirt beer mat!

by aStar8 September 21, 2009

shit-shelf Margarita

The displeasure of realizing that the highly-anticipated top-shelf Margarita you ordered is very much not.

Oh, hell no!...this thing tastes like watered-down, plastic band-aid juice. That's a shit-shelf Margarita if I've ever tasted one!

by YAWA December 22, 2019