Sharpie Lettuce

When the girl/guy at chipotle accidentally drops the sharpie pen into the lettuce container.

Dang?!?!? She just tried to give you sharpie lettuce.

by Miz_pineda May 15, 2015

Sharpy-Sharp

When you sharpen your pencil so much that the led falls out.

Brotha, that pencil was sharpy-sharp!!

by Toastie-toastie February 11, 2019

Sharpie Boy

A name given to the odd boys out there that love to toy with sharpies. (Inserting them Into the anus or using them in other sexualized ways).

Hey, have you seen Theo? I heard he's the school Sharpie Boy.

by battweryac1d January 21, 2022

Sharpie guilt

That guilty feeling you get when you see that you've left the cap off on your highlighter overnight

Sharpie guilt trip is a thing

by Ae5Ea8 October 27, 2016

Sharpie Madness

Creating madness with a sharpie and or other thick tipped pen.

On the bathroom wall is a bunch of sharpie madness written about Rockawesome.

by hallipino January 01, 2011

full sharpie

To go to comically inept and frequently fraudulent lengths to support a claim (to the point of altering the actual stats/maps/data with a sharpie and presenting it "real")

He went the full sharpie to defend his ludicrous claim

by NormDePlume September 05, 2019

BROWN SHARPIE

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.

I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"

by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023