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Sharpie Ninja

One who sneaks an attack at the neck with a sharpie.

Though there are many ways to accomplish this a true Ninja will come from behind his target and assassinate him.
Zack must have gone Sharpie Ninja on the entire school because everyone I see has the Mark of the Ninja.
by Luke Loukas May 29, 2008
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sharia law

An attempt by the Islamic community, which is involved in the UN, to wrest humanity of its right to free speech and criminalize those who publicly oppose Islam.
The Sharia Law will be a binding resolution if passed for all countries in the United Nations!

Really? Then we have to do something to stop it from infringing upon our constitutional rights!
by nickrd182 March 18, 2009
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Sharia

Sharia is also known as an Islamic law. It is a law based on Islam, that is regarded by many to be in breach of the Geneva Convention. It is uses in some Islamic country, to impose their moral views or dogma upon Muslim and non-Muslim.

But don’t take my word for it; find out how deep the rabbit hole goes yourself.
1 person: Who the hell made up Sharia law? Drunken mullahs?
2 person: Donno... but i sure hell don't want it!
by Akimi, July 31, 2008
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sharpie sex

Your masturbating with a sharpie
Alice stole her friends sharpie and went to the bathroom and masturbated till she had a loud orgasm where then her friend came in and joined in the fun

Alice:AHHHHHHHH OHHHH SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD
Alice's friend:HAH FEEL IT BABY Sharpie are soooo good
Alice and her friend kissed while the sharpie was smiling

Sharpie's are used for masturbation
SHarpie sex
by sharpiexxx June 9, 2018
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sharia

Sharia is also known as anIslamic law. It is a law based on islam that is incredibly misguided, and used by many mullahs and co, to bludgeon human rights and impose their moral views upon others.

They are one of the major reasons, which the Middle East cannot progress. While sharia is used as a law in a country, abuse of human rights, woman’s rights, and religious freedom will continue.

But don’t take my word for it, find out how deep the rabbit hole goes yourself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharia
Example:
Using sharia law puts you in breach of the Geneva convention
by Akimbomidget July 31, 2008
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sharding

Splitting a database into several pieces, usually to improve the speed and reliability of your application.

Sharding strictly speaking is a synonym for "horizontal partitioning" or dividing up a database table by its rows.

In common use, sharding refers to having some data for an app on one database server, and other data in another. Often this is done by having specific tables hosted on specific servers, with a function determining which server contains the information being requested.

Sharding is frequently discussed with regard to large web based applications, but is not limited to any particular industry.

As a practical example, a WordPress MultiSite installation hosting several hundred thousand blogs could have the tables for sites 1-100,000 running on one database server 100,001-200,000 on another or 200,001+ on a third. An alternative sharding implementation could be to have the 50 busiest blogs' tables split between the first two servers all remaining blog data on the third server. Likewise, data could be partitioned based upon the geographic location of the web servers delivering each blog.
When our site became so popular it kept overwhelming our database servers, we looked into sharding the database between five different data centers.
by Brian Layman June 20, 2011
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Ben Shapiro

He will never lose his virginity, he’s a Ben Shapiro.
by A fellow Jew October 16, 2021
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