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shard chaser

Meth heads that'll do anything for the next shard.
Yo bro she's a straight up shard chaser. She was on my dick all night waiting for that next shard!
by DirtywhiteboyFL November 25, 2019
mugGet the shard chasermug.

Shard sharking

The act of carefully searching an area for a dropped shard of meth
Person 1 here hold this light, I saw him drop a shard
Person 2: are we seriously shard sharking right now?
by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020
mugGet the Shard sharkingmug.

shard pipe

I just got some meth get tge shard pipe
by dream cacher nm May 13, 2015
mugGet the shard pipemug.

shard-arm

a "tweeker" speed walking, moving one arm back and forth with full force. "shard" being another name for high quality crystal meth.
"hey man, chill, your shard-arm is in full force and people are lookin at us, attracting the 5-os. chillax bro.."
by mo-naynay June 8, 2009
mugGet the shard-armmug.

Shard shark

A meth head looking to score some shards and get sharded
When little billy went to the play ground we was attached by a group of shard sharks. That were after his shards .
by anonymous September 21, 2020
mugGet the Shard sharkmug.

shard-varment

Noun
Also known as: carpet surfers, dope fiends, meth heads/ dope heads
Every local dealer has at least 1"shard-varment" hanging around to wash dishes for dope.
Shard-varment is the same as a carpet surfer
by $SavageQueenAndy May 7, 2021
mugGet the shard-varmentmug.

shard farming

The act of searching the floor for stray pieces of methamphetamine, typically for an hour or longer. This is in part because it's almost always picking through carpet for near-shake. Never involves actual shards or fingers, despite the name, because larger pieces are so much more quickly and easily found.

The effects of meth leads tweakers to compulsively do this, enough that it is a strong indicator of being twacked -- or much less commonly spun out (the sleep deprivation-induced fatigue and the distractability caused by it typically prevent getting stuck for long).

Notably, no ice needs to have actually been dropped -- if they believe some may have been, that is often enough for the search to begin -- and the search will frequently continue whether everything has been found, there never was anything, or all that remains is particles that only a vacuum could extract from the fabric (the last will involve copious cursing and, if no one manages to redirect the seekers' attention, possibly lead to some expression of rage).
Man, he was so twacked last night; he was shard farming the whole time I was over there.

Hey, you remember when we spent like four hours shard farming in that hotel when you dropped the sack?
by thdckmnngg June 11, 2018
mugGet the shard farmingmug.

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