shard-varment

Noun
Also known as: carpet surfers, dope fiends, meth heads/ dope heads

Every local dealer has at least 1"shard-varment" hanging around to wash dishes for dope.
Shard-varment is the same as a carpet surfer

by $SavageQueenAndy May 7, 2021

shard pipe

A crystal meth pipe.

I just got some meth get tge shard pipe

by dream cacher nm May 13, 2015

shard-arm

a "tweeker" speed walking, moving one arm back and forth with full force. "shard" being another name for high quality crystal meth.

"hey man, chill, your shard-arm is in full force and people are lookin at us, attracting the 5-os. chillax bro.."

by mo-naynay June 8, 2009

Shard shark

A meth head looking to score some shards and get sharded

When little billy went to the play ground we was attached by a group of shard sharks. That were after his shards .

by anonymous September 21, 2020

shard chaser

Meth heads that'll do anything for the next shard.

Yo bro she's a straight up shard chaser. She was on my dick all night waiting for that next shard!

by DirtywhiteboyFL November 25, 2019

shard-varment

Dope fiend, dope whore, carpet surfer, dope man's house bitch

Spill some dope on the floor and watch the shard-varments go crazy.

She's plug hopping being a shard-varment.

by $SavageQueenAndy May 8, 2021

Shard Barbie

A female who utilizes her sexuality and attractive appearance to obtain methamphetamines.

All the shard Barbies hang out at the trap house.

by Autumn333 April 3, 2022