shard-varment

Dope fiend, dope whore, carpet surfer, dope man's house bitch

Spill some dope on the floor and watch the shard-varments go crazy.

She's plug hopping being a shard-varment.

by $SavageQueenAndy May 8, 2021

A Shard Breakup

A breakup in which one person doesn’t give a shit and the other is devastated, must occur within 2 months of ‘dating’

Bro, I’ve just had a shard breakup, she left me a 10 minute long voice note, I’ve only been seeing her a few weeks.

by Big lover 2023 January 26, 2023

shard tart

A female that will do anything for methamphetamine and just won't go away

That Laura is such a shard tart. She won't ever go home

by MARKS BABY April 26, 2021

Shard farming

Shard farming (v): the act of frantically and hysterically looking for ice cubes or shards of crystal ice (methamphetamine) in the carpet or on the floor.

Come on Joe!! Quit shard farming the shag carpet and let's go work on this car out here. There's nothing to be found in there, it's all gone and whatever you've been shard farming for the last three hours has only resulted in you finding sesame seeds off my Arby's Beef and Cheddar sandwich from last week. Stop your damn tweaking, get in the shower so we can go now!!

by kevinator07 October 23, 2019

shard-varment

Noun
Also known as: carpet surfers, dope fiends, meth heads/ dope heads

Every local dealer has at least 1"shard-varment" hanging around to wash dishes for dope.
Shard-varment is the same as a carpet surfer

by $SavageQueenAndy May 7, 2021

shard-arm

a "tweeker" speed walking, moving one arm back and forth with full force. "shard" being another name for high quality crystal meth.

"hey man, chill, your shard-arm is in full force and people are lookin at us, attracting the 5-os. chillax bro.."

by mo-naynay June 8, 2009

Shard shark

A meth head looking to score some shards and get sharded

When little billy went to the play ground we was attached by a group of shard sharks. That were after his shards .

by anonymous September 21, 2020