setting yourself up

Creating a "that's what she said" joke for yourself on purpose.

John:This is so hard, that's what she said.
Brian:Dude, you're setting yourself up.

by Slammy Johnsen December 6, 2007

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Sexting

When a person texts about what they are going to do when they have sex or when they are horny..

Amy was sitting at home until her boyfriend texted her "you wanna start sexting". She said "Yea". And this what happened

Jack: First we are going to make-out for thirty minutes.
Amy: Then I'm gonna start taking off your pants.
Jack: Then, I'm gonna take off everything you got while still kissing
Amy: Then I'm gonna start sucking your big juicy dick and spit on it and suck it some more.

Jack: Once your finsh we are going to stop, make sure all our clothes are off and I go get a condom and start fucking you.

Amy:Then I will scream your name,"Jack Jack"!
Jack:Then I will say, "Pop that Pussy:.
Amy: We will be fucking for hours, until I start fingering myself.
Jack:Since, My big 10 in dick almost can't go in your pussy, I will start masturbating on your big ass boobs.
Amy:Then after a hour off me pushing, you cum on my face and lips and I suck your dick...

by thesupakid February 8, 2010

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sextanting

When responding to undesired sexts or requests for nudes, the practice of sending various images of women and/or men holding or using an astronomical device called a sextant in lieu of ones' actual nudes.

Txt Creeper: Hey gurl, send me one of yo' nudes!

Girl: *An Image of a Woman Holding a Sextant*

Txt Creeper: Hey, are you sextanting me?!

Girl: .....

by rvanorth September 12, 2013

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just setting up my twttr

The very first tweet written on Twitter.

Kyle: Hey, do you know what the first tweet on Twitter was?
Chris: just setting up my twttr
Kyle: Okay.

by The Real Driller July 14, 2021

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sexting

when (usually) 2 people are text messaging each other and being very descriptive of what they want to do to each other; sexually. Usually used in the sense to get each other horny for one another.

Ashlee: i want ur fat cock in my tight pussy
Greg: oh yes baby! i want ur DD tities in my mouth
Ashlee: oh my god, yes. im so horny for you right now. i just got wet.

Greg: yo i was sexting this girl last night. shes a fucking babe i even made her wet
Danny: oh shit thats hot. Can i have her number?

by justachickk May 10, 2010

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