soft serve

Moving ones hips in a circular motion while expelling extremely soft stool, the product of which is a pile of tightly coiled excrement that has the appearance of soft serve ice cream.

Marsha laid down and smiled as John stood over her face and gave her a soft serve.

by A.T. y'all March 16, 2011

BROWN AND SERVE

When a person or animal passes flatulence when standing behind a fan that is in the on position and then shot through the fan into the direction of another person or animal that is enjoying the cooling effects of the same fan.

My cat brown and served me this afternoon after my workout.

by Wild Bill Jackson April 28, 2021

cup and serve

Cup and serve is when you fart into your hand, cup your hand to contain the gas, then serve the gas by opening your hand in someone's face.

I started a new Thanksgiving tradition by doing a cup and serve in the cat's face.

by Set the controls March 06, 2010

Soft Served

The shape of penis without getting a hard on. Also see marshmallowing.

Man 1: Can you believe this?! Congolese(People from Congo) people have an average dick length of 7 inches soft served!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!

by Mr.StealUrGirl69 January 18, 2018

Serve Pepper

To give a pleasurable, twist-like handjob. An example would be in the form of a large, wooden pepper grinder used at an upscale restaurant.

“Hey, how was time with that girl last night?”
“It was great! She really knows how to “serve pepper!”

by Eddy1794 February 01, 2023

Geisha Served

Sticking your index and middle fingers into the vagina of someone who has just had sex and then, upon removal, promptly slaping them in the face with that same hand.
(See movie Memoirs of a Geisha for visual)

Damn, you just got Geisha Served!

by Sadistic Helen April 16, 2008

hard serve

the opposite of soft serve ice cream, have to scoop it with the ice cream scooper, usually 2-3 scoops is good.

Can I have a cone of hard serve cookie dough?

by Mr. Scooper October 06, 2005