Joe: "Wow, cut yourself shaving this morning?"
Tom: "Yeah, I've started performing amateur surgery on myself."
Tom: "Yeah, I've started performing amateur surgery on myself."
by Super Chicken 46 January 20, 2008
Get the amateur surgery mug.Arriving home in Wichita from Princeton for the summer, Amber confided to her devoutly Methodist mother that she was equally in love with her 'friends' Jason and Jennifer. Shocked, and too unworldly to know that this was a transitory phase for many of the girls in Amber's class, her mother whispered the threat of bi-pass heart surgery to make her normal again.
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As I was listening to Karn Evil #9, i turned around to find somebody giving me a tossed salad surgery.
by Lord Mike March 18, 2004
Get the tossed salad surgery mug.The only possible method to remove the desired content from welded plastic packaging, usually a clear and stiff plastic not otherwise labeled as to content but only slightly weaker than carbon nanotubes.
The person opening must often cut long edge welds, rip at deeply recessed permanent spot welds, and attempt to remove tightly cinched bracelets of colored plastic, which are definitely stronger than carbon nanotubes, without:
a) destroying or irreparably damaging the functionality or aesthetic condition of the desired contents, the same desired contents which is in extremely intimate contact with said bracelets and packaging at a molecular level, or:
b) suddenly slipping, causing a predestined slice or impalement into flesh with the selected tool or the sharp edge of the plastic.
The person opening must often cut long edge welds, rip at deeply recessed permanent spot welds, and attempt to remove tightly cinched bracelets of colored plastic, which are definitely stronger than carbon nanotubes, without:
a) destroying or irreparably damaging the functionality or aesthetic condition of the desired contents, the same desired contents which is in extremely intimate contact with said bracelets and packaging at a molecular level, or:
b) suddenly slipping, causing a predestined slice or impalement into flesh with the selected tool or the sharp edge of the plastic.
After 45 minutes of plastic surgery, I finally removed my daughter's new doll from the plastic package. The doll was still grinning when I left to get some real sutures in my finger where my box cutter sliced it open when I slipped trying to cut the outer weld on that stupid clear packaging!
by e4enviro December 25, 2009
Get the plastic surgery mug.1. An option people have to change solely their OUTWARD appearance; looking more aesthetically pleasing does NOT make one any more or less of a human being.
2. SWEET REVENGE for people who have great personalities to become just as attractive on the outside ^_^
2. SWEET REVENGE for people who have great personalities to become just as attractive on the outside ^_^
Remember that dog, Magda?? Well she got some plastic surgery and she looks GREAT now! She always was a nice girl. I gave her my number.
by Morrigan March 17, 2005
Get the Plastic Surgery mug.A term for a type of oral sex that lasts at least 2 hours and includes extremely cautious and detailed oral contact. In order to perform or receive Brain Surgery, both parties must be well prepped, fed, and cleaned prior to the act.
by JARS December 29, 2007
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