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squelm

Squelm is the feeling you get before you are about to jizz during masturbation.
It is really annoying when you have to stop jacking off when you are in squelm.

My phone rang when I was in squelm and I had blue balls all day.
by sandcastle February 14, 2009
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Star Wars sequels

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Controversial movies that caused a civil war in the Star Wars fandom. One side claims the other is sexist for not liking the main character Rey for being an uninteresting character. This is untrue because there are many interesting female Star Wars characters, including but not limited to Bo Katan, Mira Jade, Leia Organa, Sabine Wren, Hera Syndulla, Assaj Ventris, Barris Offee, Mon Mothma, Jyn Urso, Padme Amidalla, etc. However, all are entitled to their own opinion. I personally think Disney should just pull a Star Trek and have multiple different cannons. Ok sorry for angering you sequels fan have a nice day.
Person: but the Star Wars sequels are good
Me: *visible stress* yea... sure
by udontknowmeidontknowu December 8, 2020
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Sequestrium

Specifically, a tent area inside of the main playing area at the 2007 World Series of Poker. The "tent" was used to hold final tables which were being simulcast on the internet and therefore had to be held in secret to prevent player collusion.
Sequestrium was originally thought to be a portmanteau of atrium and sequester but after outrage at the entire idea of preventing family, friends and fans from viewing final table action, many felt the entire idea was insane, so the combination of sequester and sanitarium was suggested.

Generally, any hiding or sequestering of events that should or could be open to the public.
The Pentagon is the largest sequestrium in the world.

The sequestrium at the 2007 World Series of Poker was a public relations nightmare.
by Poker Shrink July 9, 2009
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squelchytoecrumbs

FOLLOW HER RIGHT NOW 😡😡 she’s a kpop fanpage on tiktok and one of the nicest people on the app
Stan squelchytoecrumbs
by @niki.lodeon January 2, 2021
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Butter Sequence

When you pack your bowl with a layer of weed, then kief, over and over until you fill the bowl.
Coined by E.C.
“Are we smoking a butter sequence?!”
“Butter sequence that bitch!!”
by Railroad82 November 22, 2019
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The Pregame Sequence

A popular college drinking game in which you drink 7 shots in rapid succession, followed by chugging a beer to the tune of 'Fanfare and Oklahoma', a traditional song by the Pride of Oklahoma Marching Band.

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Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
Bump..Bump..Bump..SHOT
BEER
Todd: "Last night was insane. Matt did the pregame sequence and got totally shitfaced!"
Tyler: "No way... nobody survives that."
by tonyparker1 August 20, 2022
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squelch

the particular sound that an aroused vagina makes when being penetrated.
that was some serious squelch action lads.
by dirty kav April 24, 2005
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