cum and go seek

when you ejactulate on her face. you go hide while she cleans out her eyes. then she comes and finds you.

hey baby. lets cum and go seek.

Purely for male entertainment this game is all about the thrill of the chase. The guy cums on her face and while she is temporarily blinded you (the male) go and hide. Upon regaining sight she comes and finds you. what happens after that... we don't know.

(him) o my god baby I'm bout to cum.
(her) yes yes i want to cum for me
(him) ok baby i gonto cum on your face.
(her) o my god i can't see anything.
(him) Cum and go seek baby.

by cnmgoseeker November 30, 2015

carolina satan semen

After consuming an excess of hot/spicy food the man or woman's ejaculate has enough capsaicin to burn in the manner you would expect from Satan's semen.

I ate so much Carolina reaper sauce I had a case of the Carolina Satan Semen and it was burning her eyes!

by Impudicus April 9, 2019

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

bear semen

Manly name for outta control energy drinks. Meant to make the drink sound like a mix between caffiene energy supplements and protein shakes. Contains no actual bear semen.

Sean: need to get some moar bear semen! rawr

by rowbsie November 8, 2009

rent-seeking

Noun: A search for privilege and personal gain through the political process.

Behavior of various agents in society use rent-seeking methods to maximize their market power by means other than socially valuable methods of increasing productive efficiency and the like.

by 2008 BC May 5, 2008

glory seeker

Somebody who especially in football favours a team only because they are successful to become part of his glory. Not much liked by real football supporters who stand to their team even in bad times.

Guy 1: Hey haven´t you supported Chelsea last year?

Me: Yeah but now I like Man Utd, ´cause they play great and won Championsleague again.

Guy 2: Man, you´re a just a glory seeker!

Me: Jep, life´s too short to feel for losers.

by Chrisfm23 May 1, 2009

semen tree

Also known as "Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer" trees (or ornamental pear trees). They smell like jizz, especially when in bloom. People plant them all the time around the Bay Area. Yay. Let's make the whole neighborhood smell like used sex rags. Nice one.

"Oh, great. The google parking lot is encircled with semen trees".

by Torsky March 10, 2008