sheets to the wind

A scalar quantity to describe state of mind, preferably a state of drunkenness with 0 being the smallest possible quantity and 100 being at the top of the scale. Place your coinciding number in front of the phrase to illustrate how drunk you are.

Yo, I went to work 70 sheets to the wind and not only did they send me home but I got driven home.

by cl8on August 24, 2010

setsuna

A Japanese name meaning "a moment;an instant", can also be translated to "calm snow", it originated from India meaning smallest unit of time in which a piece of consciousness moves. It is used in sentences to describe a momentary thing that was for a short time but was a good experience.

"sono setsuna" (at the moment -something happens-) or as an adjective "setsunateki"

by MemeNScreme June 27, 2017

feet seats

The seats that are in front of you at an event on which you place your feet in hopes no one will sit there.

Ex: I really hope no one sits in front of us, those are our feet seats!

by Itsmelo760 November 16, 2013

grocery sets

Grocery bags (plastic)

I didn't want to get the carpet wet from walking outside in the rain so I grabbed some grocery sets to tie on my shoes.

by ladymaine December 22, 2013

The Brazilian Seesaw

When you put a strap-on onto your ass and procede to have sex with two girls. One gets tapped from behind with the real penis, and on the backstrokes, the other girl gets hit from behind with the strap-on.

“Yo bro, I’m gonna hit thsee babes with the Brazilian seesaw tonight. Shhhhwing!”

by benjiben January 1, 2019

Shit the sheets

A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.

Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”

Allie:” NO! What happened?!”

Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”

Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”

by Rae$ January 11, 2020

Humble in the streets, Rumble in the sheets

When your significant other attempts to humble you when in front of your friends but can't resist your sexual charisma when back in the DMs or in the bedroom

Scarlett always tries to joke with Sam when they're with the group but its so obvious that they're Humble in the streets, Rumble in the sheets.

by SamAwesome October 31, 2019