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scumpalump

The process of waking up with a large anomalies object inside your bum(usually a tin of beans 500ml)
I scumpalumped this morning it felt quite nice
by Plunge licker February 21, 2025
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Scupper Upper (Scupperupper)

Scupper-Upper (noun)

A manipulative, narcissistic predator—usually an older dude (often 60+)— lives in spring hill Brisbane, who ghosts you for days without a word, hides behind adult daughters as emotional shields, and blames you for being “obsessed” when called out. Expert at twisting your words, gaslighting you into doubting your own sanity, and inventing theft accusations just to make you snap and look crazy in front of others. Will lie, cheat, and vanish with zero accountability, and when control slips, reverts to threats or violence. All while acting like the victim, hunting younger women like it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet.
"Lola, babe — if he’s over 60, still ghosting, and circling younger girls like it’s an all-you-can-eat dating buffet, that’s not charm. That’s a scupper upper (scupperupper) hunting for fresh victims with low baggage and a high tolerance for bulls*."*
by cashlugger June 30, 2025
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bachelor's cuppa soup

When one projectile vomits into a vagina then proceeds to eat the contents. Always resulting in the girl leaving you immediatly on your own again.
Dave- I took Janet back to mine for a bachelor's cuppa soup last night.

Pete- On yer own again now then?

Dave- Yeh, don't think I'm ever going to find someone who will let me barf in her bitch hole.
by gimpshoe May 6, 2018
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Rusty Scupper

When a man removes his woman's colostomy bag and proceeds to give her a rimjob via her colostomy hole.
Dude! I was with this lady last night and she wanted me to give her the old Rusty Scupper! Laid her bag by the table and went to town, licking on that side hole!
by BusterHeiman July 1, 2021
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Saint Suppapong

An angel born in Thailand in the year 1998. He has golden heart and beautiful priceless soul.
Until he has grown up he has to be protected at any costs.

But now he helps others. He found his family. He is the Big Boss.
"Saint Suppapong is the busiest thai actor "
"Oh, Saint Suppapong there! I'm on cloud nine"
"Everybody loves Saint Suppapong"
"Will you merry me, Saint Suppapong?"
by Konan13 August 26, 2021
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bloody scupper

When your man fucks you on your period and gives you a bloody facial to finish
Ken: Baby you are so tight on your rag. I need to blow!

Barbie: Baby, pull it out and feed me your Bloody Scupper!
by JayAddie March 4, 2022
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Butterflies in my scupper

In ships, there is this hole that ejects water on the side of the ship called the scupper. And it’s referred as “a ship’s Vagina.” So butterflies in my scupper is like the human version of butterflies in my pussy. but for ships, it’s where a ship finds an other attractive ship that she has that tingling sensation in her scupper and she would like to date and/or sexually engage with that other vessel.
Oil Tanker: Man I have this huge crush on that sexy masculine tugboat. And as he was towing that big cruise ship, I was flirting at him and I then I have this butterflies in my scupper feeling.

Container Ship: girl, next time when he isn’t busy just go up by him and ask if he wants to go out on a date with you.

Cargo Ship: girl he’s so hot, I heard that he makes 3,400hp and his engine is the same one that is used on CSX and BNSF trains.
by EMD F59PHI August 6, 2024
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