scrotal toast

When you take a sip of champagne then gingerly, GINGERLY, stretch out the scrotum in such a way as to create a bowl shape then drip the champagne into the scrotal pool and make a toast to your man cause he the best.

My husband just asked me if I could give him a scrotal toast to cheer him up.

by DeathbatForever August 9, 2023

scrotal slap

Noun. The sound that is produced from the collision of any surface or object against the scrotal skin surrounding the testicles.

You can hear several scrotal slaps as Clint Eastwood initiates his morning jog.

by Sir Caseingsworth July 23, 2017

Scrotal Calamity

When one knicks ones nether regions as a gentleman. And there is a rampant leakage of haemoglobin via ones testes akin to the bouncing Betty’s destruction of German dams in WW2. I.e. when a self proclaimed idiot tries to pop a blood blister but opens up a capillary.

Christ alive! I’ve just sliced my ball sack. Absolute scrotal calamity.

by Slutty-butt-canoe October 13, 2023

Scrotal Vomit

The act of a given person's scrotum filling with vomit

John's stomach was punched so hard, his ballsack was filled with scrotal vomit

by MI ballsaac July 5, 2022

scrotal Princess Leia

When you tie each of your balls in a scrunchie (elastic bands are also acceptable), and then rest your scrotum on someone's head in a manner that makes the person look like Princess Leia Organa.

Things got so wild last night that Chad gave Daniel a scrotal Princess Leia.

My balls are so stretched and aching from giving Wesley that scrotal Pricess Leia

by Jam-Fingers May 2, 2023

Scrotal Vomit

Vomit that has entered the scrotum usually caused by trauma

He was punched in the stomach so hard, his scrotum filled with scrotal vomit.

by MI ballsaac July 11, 2022

Scrotal Welk

A welklike swelling in your scrotal
Pouch

"Help Todd! My scrotal welks have flared up and are spreading like a clan of hungry crustaceans!"

by Jginnit07 February 6, 2023