Pants which are shorter than the wearer’s shirt and it appears the wearer has on no pants. The wearer is simultaneously both wearing and not wearing pants. Much like Schrödinger’s cat; which is simultaneously dead and alive in an unopened box.
The college students have moved back to campus; I saw a whole flock of college girls in Schrödinger pants at Walmart today.
by KuteKhemist August 21, 2018
Get the Schrödinger Pants mug.Based on Umberto Eco's list for recognizing facism, "The enemy is both weak and strong.", Schrodinger's Nightmare is where the enemy is both your worst nightmare and just a dream that can easily be controlled and eliminated, depending on whether the rhetoric wants the population to be considered awake and alert to the problems, or asleep and caught unaware.
The enemy exists in an undefined nightmare state, where they could present a mortal danger or could be weak and ineffective, depending on which one is desired for the rhetoric. Though people or groups can have both strengths and weaknesses, Schrodinger's Nightmare rhetoric is not interested in what those strengths and weaknesses are, or anything factual for that matter; instead, it invents extremes for terrorizing the population, to drive fear and hatred into them.
The enemy exists in an undefined nightmare state, where they could present a mortal danger or could be weak and ineffective, depending on which one is desired for the rhetoric. Though people or groups can have both strengths and weaknesses, Schrodinger's Nightmare rhetoric is not interested in what those strengths and weaknesses are, or anything factual for that matter; instead, it invents extremes for terrorizing the population, to drive fear and hatred into them.
Awake and alert: "So we have these carrot-eaters, who want carrots to be the only food. Obviously no one can survive only on carrots. I think natural selection will sort out these weaklings pretty quick."
Asleep and caught unaware: "Carrot-eaters swarmed a grocery store in the early morning hours, when parents were taking their kids to school, overwhelming the grocery staff with their 'carrots only' picket signs and disrupting a mother who was trying to get some quick breakfast for her kid, the pair already running late to get to school."
"With it made clear the lengths these carrots-only freaks will go to in their crusade, it's clear we're living in a real Schrodinger's Nightmare. When are people going to wake up and do something? They're destroying everything. And remember, they are weak, they aren't getting the right nutrition. It won't be challenging to take them out."
Asleep and caught unaware: "Carrot-eaters swarmed a grocery store in the early morning hours, when parents were taking their kids to school, overwhelming the grocery staff with their 'carrots only' picket signs and disrupting a mother who was trying to get some quick breakfast for her kid, the pair already running late to get to school."
"With it made clear the lengths these carrots-only freaks will go to in their crusade, it's clear we're living in a real Schrodinger's Nightmare. When are people going to wake up and do something? They're destroying everything. And remember, they are weak, they aren't getting the right nutrition. It won't be challenging to take them out."
by last_days_of_pompyeye October 14, 2019
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by ReaGame April 28, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Kim mug.A person who is woke as per convenience but when their religious texts are questioned their apologist mode turns on.
Aman: I love it when a woman is free. We are all equal.
Kriti: Then you wouldn't mind a career driven woman, right?
Aman: Well... You see... According to my religion, a woman should treat her husband like a God and her purpose in life is to take care of her husband and children. So, I don't really think that women should pursue such a life.
Kriti: Damn Aman, you're such a schrödinger's theist...
Kriti: Then you wouldn't mind a career driven woman, right?
Aman: Well... You see... According to my religion, a woman should treat her husband like a God and her purpose in life is to take care of her husband and children. So, I don't really think that women should pursue such a life.
Kriti: Damn Aman, you're such a schrödinger's theist...
by Bhosadiki August 5, 2020
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-Can you help me do this?
-It's 'doing'. You will read more in English.
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-It's 'doing'. You will read more in English.
-Shut up Schrödinger's Native
by roughweed August 23, 2020
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A theory based on the groundbreaking research of famed scientist and hunk Erwin Schrodinger
A theory based on the groundbreaking research of famed scientist and hunk Erwin Schrodinger
Erwin: I still haven't opened Dee's Snap in case it's a nude.
Albert: Has she ever sent you a nude before?
Erwin: No of course not. She's got a boyfriend. The message is a Schrodinger's clit
Albert: Has she ever sent you a nude before?
Erwin: No of course not. She's got a boyfriend. The message is a Schrodinger's clit
by DoctorNumbers January 5, 2021
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Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.
Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.
by _Schrödinger_ March 8, 2021
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