The act of stealthily masturbating behind two distracted video game players and ejaculating on both of them. Bonus points for headshots, quickscopes, and 360 noscopes.
Gary and his boyfriend were playing Halo all day so I splitscreened them while they were in sudden death. Even got a headshot on Gary.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
Beth keeps split screening Dave and I, maybe we should tie her up in the basement.
by Simian187 February 11, 2014
Get the split screening mug.Any video gamer that looks upon another player’s screen in order to gain an advantage by seeing where they are and what they are doing. One acceptable reprisal for this atrocious deed is a lengthy tea-bagging after the player’s character is killed.
My brother, the screener, tried to cheat at Halo 3 by looking at my screen so I tea-bagged his character.
by Jay Ru November 26, 2007
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The Screen Penis is a rather odd specimin that appears on screens all over the place, from computer screens, to TV screens and even mobile phone screens, certain sightings of Screenis have resulted in death.
by Screenis Creator April 9, 2008
Get the Screen Penis (Screenis) mug.Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.
I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!
by Sukikeri August 28, 2010
Get the California Screendoor mug.n. a person who lacks professional experience and education in creative writing, usually unsuccessful in a non-related profession, but has a desire get into the Hollywood system and figures the best way in is to write and sell a screenplay.
GUY: Two years out here and not one audition, Ma.
GUY'S MOM: Don't let 'em get ya down, hon. You're a great talker. Why don't you show them that first-half of a sci-fi movie you wrote in high school?
GUY: Good point, Ma. I keep forgetting how easy it is to be a screendreamer out here. Thanks!
GUY'S MOM: That's my boy. Fake it till ya make it.
GUY'S MOM: Don't let 'em get ya down, hon. You're a great talker. Why don't you show them that first-half of a sci-fi movie you wrote in high school?
GUY: Good point, Ma. I keep forgetting how easy it is to be a screendreamer out here. Thanks!
GUY'S MOM: That's my boy. Fake it till ya make it.
by 818-adjacent January 22, 2011
Get the screendreamer mug.To ejaculate at one's computer screen while having videosex with a partner or while masturbating to any image, sound, or text appearing on your screen. (verb) The ejaculate that lands on one's computer screen while having videosex or masturbating to content on one's screen. (noun)
I was online watching my girlfriend go at it with a Duke and Duchess, and I finished off with a mighty screencream just as she was peeling herself off the ceiling.
by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010
Get the screencream mug.Derived from the portmanteau of "screen time" and "self-worth", this slang term refers to the phenomenon where you outsource your self-worth to the maximum amount of screen time that you can get from your parents. For example, when you're participating in the competition of getting as much screen time as possible from your parents, while your opponents are 270 millions of Indonesian residents with the average screen time of 6.05 hours per day — the highest in the world.
After arguing with my parents for an extra hour of screen time, I realized my screenworth was way too high—it's like I measured my value based on how much time I could binge-watch YouTube on my smartphone compared to my friends!
by Emotional Cruiser September 24, 2025
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