Scraglets

Scraglets: The resultant build up of turd caused by refusing to wipe ones arse after taking a shit.
Eventually leading to a critical build up known as Bum Chaff.

Bill was a stubborn old hairy eye-browed bastard, he refused to wipe his wrinkled old arse and kept fighting off John the midget care assistant.

'Get your fiking hands off my arse you little prick' screamed Bill whilst fighting off a toilet paper armed John

'Bill...Bill for fucks sake let me wipe your shitty arse, otherwise the scraglets are gonna build up..'

by Rick Morgan October 27, 2006

scrandled eggs

When you're high as fuck at a Denny's and you order hella eggs.

yo can I get some of them scrandled eggs

by Glassy Moore March 27, 2015

Stranglefuck

To hate-fuck while asphyxiating your "partner" (preferably from behind) with the intent to kill or maim. Not always with erotic intent.

The ending to that movie was so bad, I could just stranglefuck Jason Borne.

by Beulah August 9, 2016

Scrankle

Slutty money hungry female hood rat

Oh no here come that scrankle Big Bird,shes always hitting me up for sumething!

by Violet Skye's October 15, 2016

strangle the snake

What a male says when he is going to masterbate.

Chad: Hey imma go strangle the snake
Emma: What do you mean?
Chad: Imma go masterbate to photos of you

Emma: ...

by HerDixiNormis October 27, 2018

Scraggler

Someone who begs, always broke, and unemployed.

To be begging for money; never employed; and always seems to be broke.

They always be trying to push me together with that lame a** scraggler.

"Girl, everytime I turn this corner. Scragglers are hanging out on the street corner."

Larry is always coming up to me scraggling for change. Always wanting a dollar.

by NM2012 March 7, 2021

strangledolphin

The act of asphyxiating yourself whilst jacking off in a full tub. Bonus points if you can cum in your own nose, or, “blowhole”.

Dude I strangledolphin’d last night and even got my blowhole!

by Penisburgh August 3, 2023