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Scorpio and Capricorn

The most toxic pairing/ relationship is a Scorpio and Capricorn one. Scorpio secrets and lies and Capricorn’s being nonchalant and selfish is the worst match in the world butttt... if you’re a Scorpio or a Capricorn and you are physically attached to each other go for it, it might not last buttt its exciting for a little.
Friend: “hey yk how I’m a Scorpio and my bf is a Capricorn, do you think a Scorpio and Capricorn relationship will last”?
Me: “aw baby naw that ain’t gon work”
by rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.b!tch January 1, 2021
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The pretty Scorpio bookworm

I*ana is a tiny Person. You can nearly see her.
She is the size of a 1st grade Girl. But beside that she is a really pretty and really funny person!
Whenever u see her u have a smile on your face! But she do is really tiny. She loves books. And she is a Scorpio and as a Pisces I love Scorpios. And her music taste is incredible.
P1: „omg That tiny pretty girl is litrally so gorgeous!“
P2:“she looks like the pretty Scorpio bookworm I bet her music taste is good!“
by Leopeolalala April 16, 2021
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scorpio

"why is she such a bitch?"
"oh yeah, she's a scorpio"
"makes sense"
by lilysect January 21, 2021
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scorpio

a Scorpio is a 2 faced bitch who skips class bc they think its cool, is secretly hated by everyone and who will do anything to be popular
penny is a Scorpio "great"
by grace peneoply March 21, 2021
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Scorpio

One Mysterious MotherF*cker....
With Eyes Deep As Balls
That'll Make U Freeze Or Melt

Sex With Them
Is A Haunting Experience
Guaranteed To Leave You Obsessed

Can Carry

A Whole Conversation
By Themselves

Because They're Very
Charismatic & Sarcastic
At The Same Time

They Got A Dry Sense Of Humor
But Their Sexy Voice

Makes Up For It

& A ShitLoad

Of Comebacks

Will Point Out Ur Flaws
Like They're Ordering Food
Gurl #1

Ugh Scorpios Are So Hot
Like why r they even
part of the water sign group

Gurl 2

Because They'll Get U
Super Wet Duh

Gurl 3

I Heard They Got Really Big "Stingers" ;)
by TexasTroublemaker October 8, 2023
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Scorpio

The definition of the zodiac sign scorpio is a crackhead.
“Man you’re dating a scorpio? Might as well date a crackhead
by Lazyriver9899 August 31, 2023
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Scorpio

1. A star sign that relates to the time period October 23 to November 21
2. An online trend of personality based on your star sign, which this one is typically depicted as sly, manipulative, smart and a good mind reader.(NOT REAL,JUST A TREND.)
2.She’s such a Scorpio!
1. My star sign is Scorpio.(no personality trend intended)
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