schwampe

sweaty curdled crusty undies. Something that happens in your underware after wearing them for 3 or more days, In which you have gone running, and had sex mulitiple times.

No honey, we can't mess around tonight, I've got schwampe undies. Or honey you may not want your head down there, I've got schwampe undies.

by karistal June 12, 2009

schwasted

when your get so drunk you trying to proclaim yourself "super wasted" but can only mutter the single word SCHWASTED

dude bro man, last party i banged 32 biotches and got schwasted! (high five and butt slaps follow among ultimate bros and frats)

by alokaler November 1, 2010

feng schwasted

When a surrounding harmonious atmosphere is encouraging of a state of intoxication

"The girl in the kitchen with the pink skirt and holding a colorful bottle of vodka made Bob feel like getting feng schwasted."

by Michael Donnelly November 26, 2007

Schwarped

To be fucked up past functioning.

Hey homie you wanna hit this?
Nah I'm fucking schwarped dawg.

by Sawman1996 May 15, 2019

schwepped

the feelings of being so totally stoked

camper 1: yo campfire is going to be so hype tonight
camper 2: i know i’m so schwepped!!

by child123456679 June 25, 2022

Schlapped

Joking euphemism for having been sexually groped without one's consent.

Based on the name of a prominent, once-thought-to-be heterosexual (???), Republican spokesperson and organizer who allegedly groped his chauffeur repeatedly and persistently—without consent. The driver claimed the experience traumatized him and complained about it to anyone who would listen, including the Press.

(Straight guy, realizing he's just been pinched on the ass by another man) "Egads! I've just been Schlapped!"

by mrburlesk March 9, 2023

Schlapped

Same as Chillywacked but with only men.

Slapped in the face by another man's dick.

His mouth made me hard and I Schlapped his face with my cock.

by Davros1717 February 26, 2024