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Michael Schooley

he is hella sexy and has 2.1 trillion IQ
by mikey schooley February 27, 2021
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fake depressed elementary schooler

Fake depressed elementary schoolers are people who make up fake facts. They would be about 9-10 years old. Sometimes they might be younger than that. Or even 11 years old!

Here are some examples of a fake depressed elementary schooler:
- Change their profile picture to a depressed person (For the girls, it would be gacha or roblox)
- Openly shows how they're depressed (Real depressed people actually hide it)
Alyssa: I'm depressed because I listen to Anna Blue
Me: You're not depressed, you fake depressed elementary schooler
by izanami uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu November 27, 2020
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Schmele

An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.
Wow that guy was such a Schmele.
by Squirreldukey June 5, 2016
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high schooler

Sex in one position from beginning to end. Usually missionary position. Important note: no foreplay or dirty talk allowed.
After a year of dating the girl he met in church, Charlie got tired of nothing but the high schooler and quit talking to her.
by Big Droz June 23, 2009
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Prep Schooler

Prep Schoolers go to a Prep School, also known as a college prepatory school.

Most PSers have been in Private schools their whole lives, and even though they don't have amazing grades,
Most are still born into a spot in Ivy League schools.
(Harvard, Yale, Etc.)

These Prep Schoolers are usually rich and can get anything out of their parents which they usually do.

Most will end up taking family businesses.

Mainly guys will own businesses and girls will marry a Preppy guy;
She will own a business as well, or become a lawyer, or become a homeworker.

Their parents as well as them drive exspensive cars and the girls are known for having blow out sweet sixteen parties.
Occasionally even some guys do.

They also know how to make their private school uniform actually look good.

Most of them are good-looking and actually smart.
Prep Schooler 1:
Are you going to your father's business soire tomorrow night?

Prep Schooler 2:
I might, but I have to study for the PSATS. Are you signing up for that course?

Prep Schooler 3: Of course. Well, call the cell. I see my dad's range rover, Bye.
by PrepSchooler101 June 24, 2008
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schmoyer

Someone who enjoys being repetitively pink socked followed by having the Wisconsin hair dryer pulled on them.
Dude 1: "That's gotta be the gayest guy I've ever seen"
Dude 2: "Yeah, what a Schmoyer"
by SeanM.HI September 12, 2017
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pre-schooler

the act of peeing in a urinal with your pants and underwear at your ankles and both hands lifting your shirt up
Kyle's butt cheeks were exposed at the urinal when he did the pre-schooler.
by Ben Schwartz December 2, 2007
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