Schmuckdyke

A penis resembling fool who retains the same traits as a male acting lesbian (See Dyke) usually the butt of all jokes exchanged within a group of people.

Kuntry: Dude weeman is always trying to jew me out of some cigarettes or food.

Dillhole: Yup he’s a fuckin schmuckdyke.

by ThaChief July 22, 2005

Schlacking

When you take an asskicking in the midterm elections.

"I took a Schlacking last night" Nov 2nd, 2010

by Patrick Irish November 3, 2010

schmuckalovich

truck sized schlongola

Mr Biggz, the porn star has a schmuckalovich between his legs.

by claudio pommier April 26, 2007

schmucked

to get hit by something or someone

he got schmucked by a car or he schmucked a tree

by josh kisul September 29, 2008

Schmank

Any irresponsible and/or devious action taken by a bank with the intention of fleecing its customers.

My bank schmanked me with multiple fees for things that weren't my fault.

by velocitycu April 12, 2010

schmacko

a long brown dog treat given to dogs. used as an insult sometimes

why don't you go eat a schmacko!

by Guru222 November 5, 2005

Schmacko Sex

Schmacko Sex is sex given or withheld as reward or punishment for actions performed or omitted. Schmacko sex is instigated by conscious thought instead of a combination of the loins and emotion.

Schmackos are marketed as an irresistably powerful and instant behavour-altering dog treat. It is futile for any dog to try and resist their seductive, delicious allure.

'Gee you've done the dishes let's have sex'

'I won't sleep with you until you buy me that fridge'

'Bad partner. No schmacko sex for you! Sit! Stay ...I didn't say Beg!'.

by Tom Nott February 1, 2009