schloob

A combination of Schlong and Boob meaning to titty fuck a girl.

Man, I just schloobed my girl and damn those DD's worked like a charm.

by Omeil and Dan April 18, 2006

Schlob

A player, on console or PC, that is beyond a practice hero. This player is by far the worst on the team but insists they are skilled. Little do they know they are always at the bottom of the rankings.

Once a player is bottom of the rankings 3 times in a row (rayj), they are perminent schlob

Wow, this guy is a real schlob

I can’t believe the schlob thinks he can klutch it

Last time this schlob will get an invite

by Bigmikeandtheboys February 13, 2018

Schloob

The verb form of the word- Schloobing

To go tubing behind a wakeboard boat with 3 or more matching tubes and pull massive air and amazing tricks. Invented/ originated (we think) on our lake in the Muskokas.

google schloobing, or look for it on youtube. There's a video a guy made 3 weeks ago that pretty much shows what it is!

by SchloobingQueen October 10, 2008

Schlorbis

A type of vaporizer or e cigarette designed to be small and discreet. Also called a JUUL

Bro lemme hit the schlorbis

by Jillbill321 May 31, 2019

Schlorba

A schlorba is a person that is nobody knows and is similar to a side character or npc. typically you rarely interact with schlorbas and they are just there doing nothing.

Mary is such a schlorba.

by Mr_Sausage🤑 May 14, 2024

Schlorba

A schlorba is someone who nobody knows and is never interacted with, a schlorba is similar to a NPC or a side character. it is commonly thought that schlorbas aren't real and are sent by aliens to spy on our population.

Mary is such a schlorba, i have never seen her talk to anyone and she just walks around doing nothing.

by Mr_Sausage🤑 May 14, 2024

schlobland

A vulgarization of "shrubland"
An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra

Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.

by Wordup November 20, 2003