solomon schechter

Solomon Schechter is a K-8 private school in suburban Chicago for rich bratty Jewish kids, where the only thing worse than the girl drama is the school's administration. Many of the boys don't understand basic hygiene I don't know if they have even discovered deodorant. Some of the girls apply a whole bottle of perfume every. single. fucking. day. leaving the locker room smelling like body odor and gross perfume. Half of he guys dress like highlightrs. Some of the teachers are extreemly bipolar, to such an extent that eating one too many snacks can push some past their breaking point. If you want to torture your kids, send them here. Schechter makes even Edgewood Middle School seem like a nice place to send your kids.

Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "I go to Solomon Schechter."
Person 1: " Ew!"

by LyfeIsABitch November 25, 2019

Scheduler

Chubby middle age goober, easily irritated usually from Philly, also referred to as scheduling dickhead, prick, homo, ect. Sexually frustrated and some times happy go lucky guy.

That scheduling dickhead have me working late on my Friday.

by COLD BLUE STEEL November 20, 2004

scet

a girl that 'gives head'(a blo job)

by BJ - London September 24, 2003

Schettler

A goofy son of a bitch with poor circulation. They often have cold feet and a bad backs. Schettler's have a tendency of showing up late and missing the bus. Their diets consist of 95% salads, and they can often be found stuck in a cow pie.

Hey Bruce, do you see that dumb ass rabbit eating all the lettuce in my garden? Let's shoot it!

No, Gregg! That's just Schettler!!

by Squeals14 January 14, 2017

schettini

giving someone a blow job so intense that the cum goes flying out their nose.

Shit dude you just gave a bomb ass schettini!

by anymoreshitandimdone May 9, 2016

chicken schettino

Acting as a coward and ignoring any moral duties one may have to save one's own skin.

That chicken schettino captain took off in a lifeboat, leaving passengers to fend for themselves.

by voodoofish February 6, 2012

to do a schettino

a captain leaving a sinking ship ahead of anyone else

claiming that he had accidently fallen into a lifeboat, he did a schettino
Instead, because of his selfish actions, he is now regarded as a national embarrassment in his own country. And, his name is already showing signs of becoming a by-word for shameful and stupid behavior — “to do a Schettino."

by django_reinh February 9, 2012