schieferstein

the german word for "Slate Stone" and it also a mountain in Austria. It also is another word for a super pimpin tough flying cat that speaks german, spanish, french, italian, chinese, galic, english, hebrew, sign language, and braile. If you meet a schieferstein offer a sacrifice of two alfafas.

wow where should i get alfafas for that kid schieferstein

by ricky-bobby stacy January 16, 2011

schaferwafer

A schaferwafer is the baddest in the game, usually the common first name is Hannah. If you're not a schaferwafer you ain't anybody. She's shy at first but then she's a poplin good time when you get to know her! She generally has blonde hair and blue eyes, and a slightly upward nose. She loves sandwiches and her favorite number is 5. The people she hangs out with is usually a Maddy or a Caroline. She usually is obsessed scarves and prefers leggings over jeans. All in all if you are a schaferwafer you are one lucky gal.

Girl: "Man, she's on point. I bet she's a Schaferwafer."
Guy: "She's definitely girlfriend material."

by mersavalopookins March 15, 2015

scheefer

To ask for a hit of a vape, specifically a switch mod

Bro 1: hey bro can I get a scheefer
Bro 2: of course bro

by Scheefer February 22, 2021

Shaffer

Milk. Really White, almost or is translucent.

"Damn!!! you're almost as white as Shaffer! but you're not transparent!"

by Nirca November 8, 2009

schaefer

The biggest tool in the shed and or chest. The Schaefer is most likely to be such a tool he would most likely own a a huge tool franchise or company like craftsman, snap on etc
He is probably the CEO and Co founder of the business
You should watch out cause the schaefer is the biggest tool you will ever see

Hes almost a big enough tool to be a Schaefer.

Damn what a Schaefer.

by Tool hata November 14, 2011

Derek Shaffer

A god loving citizen, who loves hot air ballon rides and tabby cats. This man is one with Jesus Christ and has never commited a sin. On weekends he volunteers at a soup kitchen and plays dominos with senior citizens. He prefers christen rock, and you will occasionally see him rocking out to Boy George in his yellow VW Bug. He is a closet homosexual, but will never admit it because he is a chirsten.

I want to be a good person like Derek Shaffer.
He is gay like Derek Shaffer

by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

Shaffer

1. An unpleasant feeling accompanied by foul odors and a mess in the pants
2. Inspiring dread; terrible
3. To make a critical error

1. "My stomach hurts so bad, I think I'm going to shaffer my pants!"
2. The car accident reached shafferific proportions.
3. You really shaffered that one.

by B.J. Sharter June 19, 2008