Slapperbating

The action of slapping your genitalia (not just for men) until the one who's genitalia is being slapped reaches orgasm.

John: Hey Frank, my Girlfriend and I just tried slapperbating eachother last night.

Frank: Really, I tried that and it hurt. A Lot.

by That_Slaperbating_Guy January 24, 2016

Sapper Wrapper

The act of placing 1/4 of an Alka-Seltzer tablet directly onto the clit, then fold the lips of the vagina closed. As the excitement builds, more pieces of the Alka-Seltzer tablet can be added.

Sorry bro, but I gave your mom a Sapper Wrapper last night and she loved it.

by Sapperscleartheway December 15, 2016

snapper jack

One who mostly packs snaps instead of bowls.

Connor is a snapper jack.

by lenisforlyfe January 2, 2017

Pastie Slappers

Shoes worn by high ranking officials at Greggs food chain stores. these are apparatus used to flatten the pasties once they are baked. They are worn on the feet.

Ed Jackson's shoes.

by Thomas Connelley July 8, 2003

Chest slapper

Derogatory word for a mentally challenged person. Also insult to dumb ass friends.

See Tom over there, he's such a chest slapper.

by lilmisstoot August 25, 2011

Swagbuck-scrapper

A person (usually a middle-aged white woman) who’s retired, but still rely on swag-bucks to make ends meet. They’ll open E-mails and use Swag-bucks to make their money. On some occasions, they’ll be seen doing small-scale stockbroking.

“My grandmother’s such a swagbuck-scrapper, she spends most of her vacations answering surveys to pay for the expenses.”

by Roasted beans February 12, 2022

mississippi potato slapper

When you put your hand down your pants and rub under your genitals then slap someone in the face

When i was at my girlfriends house i gave her a mississippi potato slapper

by fist pumping god January 21, 2010