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The Owen Scale

The rating scale used by Duke University Alumna Karen Owen to rate the quality of her sexual partner/experience. The ten-point scale consists of eight areas of analysis: Physical Attractiveness, Size, Talent, Aggressiveness, Entertainment, Athletic Ability, and Bonus.
You should definitely hook up with Shane. We went back to his place last Tuesday and he's definitely a 12/10 on the owen scale!
by The Amalamps October 8, 2010
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SUNYIT Scale

A rating scale for females at SUNY Institute of Technology. Due to the lack of women on campus, the SUNYIT scale gives females an extra 4 points on the 10 scale
"Dude, when I saw her at SUNYIT she was smokin hot. I would of gave her a 9 until I saw her out at the club. She was more like a 5 when I saw her around normal females."

Dude: "I only have sex with dime pieces"

Homie: "Yeah right, that girl you beat at school is busted. She's no better than a six"

Dude: "Duh, I was at SUNYIT."

Homie: "Ohh, yeah she's a dime on the SUNYIT scale for sure."
by MajorBlaze1 December 27, 2010
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Scaldwell

The smallest and crappest village in the whole of Northampton. Famous residents include the 'One ball kid', 'Melon man', 'K-mouse' ect. So crap it doesnt even have a shop, gets regularly boid off by Walgrave, even Old joins in too. Generally a tramps place to live in, stay away if you value your health.
Some Shit Village, e.g, Hahaha thats almost as bad as Scaldwell
by H Kid is Gayyyy January 30, 2009
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scaredy-stalker

A person (man or woman) who de-friends you on Facebook and then asks his/her friends to tell him/her what you are writing on your Facebook status so he/she can interpret it to be about them and then post about you on his/her status update that you can't see but your mutual friends all tell you about.
"He/She's such a pathetic scaredy-stalker."
"I wish that fool would stop scaredy-stalking me and get over it already."
by ur2funny May 17, 2011
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sealed without a kiss

The status of being a virgin, having no sexual intercourse. Sealed referring to having an intact hymen.
I think you're the only girl in our class who's sealed without a kiss, Amber!
by A. Definer January 1, 2012
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scalesy

A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy: Exsists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan
by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020
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Lohan Scale

A scale in determining the drunkeness of a girl in a bar. 1 is stark raving sober and 10 is Lindsay Lohan.

Its used to determine if a girl in a bar is too drunk to try to pick up.
That chick is a solid three on the Lohan Scale.

No way shes swaying too much and is covering her face when she laughs. Id say shes a good five on the Lohan Scale.
by Ravage790 August 3, 2010
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