Postman Shat

Like Postman Pat, however, this person takes a shit through your letter box.

"I heard the letter box flap so I went to collect my mail. All I found was a steaming dump on my carpet. I can't believe someone did a postman shat."

by Hammertime25 October 15, 2014

Blast Shat

To ferociously shoot diarrhea or shit from the anal part of your body and die.

"An old lady was driving and blast shat herself and died"

by Waisian March 30, 2017

Earth shat

A sound excreted by Portuguese lift doors

*earth shat* door closes

by Wine glass January 9, 2020

Shit for Shat

a term similar to "tit for tat" usually used in a competitive situation when the first player does badly and the next player has a chance to move ahead but does equally bad or worse than the first player.

We were bowling and Jim had two gutter balls, I was going to make him pay but I got 1 pin and a gutter ball, Shit for shat.

by mophisto July 22, 2011

Shat

1. The fecal matter of William Shatner; said to possess mystical powers.

The young boy marveled at the shat he had found lying on the sidewalk.

by nateyofo May 29, 2009

shat pank

good, cool, excellent, phat. can be shortened to sh'pank. complete and utter greatness

'did you watch the film last night?'
'yeh it was shat pank'

by flave July 8, 2004

Shat the Fack Ap

Saying "Shut the Fuck Up" with a Boston accent

Hey bitch, you better Shat the Fack Ap or I'll pimp slamp you hoe.

by Sharmooot January 7, 2010