Sausage Stuffing

Tits that look like sausages

Long sausage shaped knockers

Tired of their fight with gravity

She has sausage knockers. Sausage stuffing you mean 😋

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Pocket Sausage

When a flaccid penis gets tangled up in ones boxer briefs/whitey tighties and gets lodged either to the right or the left of the testicles; therefore, creating a little bit of a bulge as if you have a sausage in your pocket.

Grocery store owner: Hey man are you stealing one of my smoked kielbasas or is that a massive pocket sausage in your pants?

Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.

by Ranchy92 March 22, 2013

Sausage Expert

1. A woman (or man) whom has had many sexual encounters with male partners.

2. Counter staff in Butcher shops.

Boy - "So, I hear you are quite the little sausage expert..?" ;)

Girl - "Yes. I work at the local butcher. I am a sausage pro!"

Boy - "That's not what I mea....never mind."

by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Slide The Sausage

What you say to someone,when you want to give it to them sexually.

“Damn,that girl is so hot.”...”I want to slide the sausage to her.”

by jimd8498 April 30, 2019

Sausage punch

This is when you apply to much lube when masturbating resulting in loosing grip of your cock and having your fist close up and fly into your face unexpectedly

Bill: "hey tom what happened to your nose?" Tom: "I was rubbing one out in front of the computer last night and gave myself such a hard sausage punch I think I broke my fucking nose !!"

by Super jo jo and friends June 6, 2016

Sausage Sammy

YEAH CAN I GET THE S A U S A G E S A M M Y ?

Sausage Sammy

by PK_223 February 1, 2020

sausage ride

A good fuck
To get fucked or the act of
sex
intercourse
to be rode

Last nite at a bar I picked this bitch up and gave her a sausage ride.

by [e-mail] November 14, 2007