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Shaturday

Guy 1: Dude last Saturday sucked ass tits

Guy 2: I know it was such a Shaturday
by Sexual Rowboat April 14, 2009
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Scaturday

When you stay inside all day and binge watch scat porn
It was snowing heavily outside all weekend, so Brad declared a Scaturday and logged onto his favorite scat website.
by Wet Burrito April 27, 2016
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Disney's One Saturday Morning

A Saturday Morning cartoon block that ran from 1997-2002 and replaced with the piece of shit ABC Kids. Featured some of the greatest cartoons like, Recess, Pepper Ann, and Sabrina the Animated Series
Harold:"Hey Dan what what would make ya feel real fine?!"

Dan:"Disney's ONE SATURDAY MORNING!"
by Mizkex October 6, 2008
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White Saturday

The day after Black Friday, when stores raise the prices back up so only rich white folk can afford them.
Guy1: Hey, are you going to go shopping on black friday?

Guy2: Fuck no I don't want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap TV
Guy1: You're right let's just go on White Saturday
by Willyboy727 November 27, 2011
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Saturdayzed

The term used by the seattle hip hop group "Knowmads"
To be high/drunk on a saturday
"rarely gettin paid,
always saturdayzed"
by Eck2010 May 17, 2010
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Secret Saturday

Not being able to participate in internet activities on Saturday's due to secret and private matters. The usual excuse/cover story being driving to friend who lives far away.

Although this may be a possibility....only god knows what happens during Secret Saturday's
Due to this mysterious dissappearance people have associated the "secret" context of the word to having anything to do with inuendo. People assume that being private about it means you are insecure of what happens and the general conclusion................ANYTHING LINKED WITH THE PHENOMINON WE CALL SEX

The meaning being relating phrases that can be interpreted in an inuendo manor to sex thus being called/known as Secret Saturday
"Raikonen bumped me from behind"-Secret Saturday
by PauseunPause August 19, 2013
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Saturday

Saturday - (noun)

1) The day of the week where you feel the damage done to your body after a Friday night spent out in the world of a college town. Energy level ~ 5%, Laziness >= 80%, Bodily pain >= 30%, Loss of soul and liver >= 75%.

2) Also a day of recuperation and reflection, in order to repeat the Friday night that got you here all over again, with some minor changes that while with good intentions, will probably land you even more messed up for Sunday, if you make it back at all.
Friend A (at 9am) - "Yo man you alive?"
Friend B (in bed) - "Wtf dude its Saturday, it's not even college morning yet."
Friend A - "Haha sorry bro I'll be back later we're goin to breakfast."
Friend B (almost inaudible gibberish) - "Good luck with that I can't move" - (Goes back to sleep)

*12 Hours later*
Friend C (female - 9pm) - "Hey we all going out again tonight?"
Friend B (now alive) - "Yea I heard there's something even better going on down at *** Walnut."

*4 hours later*
Friend A - "This party is crowded man."
Friend B - "Yea its cool though at least there's tons of booze and bud."
Friend C - "Guys are those police lights outside."
Officer X - "Party's over, IDs out everybody"
by the DubC Ghandi February 28, 2011
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