Rustic bean sampler

When the godfather gracefully dips his nuts in a variety of sauces and then forcefully dips them in the boys mouth. But it is only at its best when the force gauges read heavy

After the show i went back stage with the savage man and he performed a rustic bean sampler using hot sauce and horse cum

by Cuntdawgclitfist February 15, 2023

sample music

To steal part of a song, usually the hook or chorus, and insert it into a crappy song so that the otherwise crappy song is tolerable. This "sampling" is usually blatantly obvious.

"Have you heard FloRida's new song 'Sugar'?"

"Ew, the one where he steals, I mean samples music from that crappy techno song 'I'm Blue'?

"Yeah, it came on the radio last night and I couldn't stay in my car, it was too horrible. I hate songs that sample music"

by Interficio August 17, 2009

sample size

cop out math guys use at their convenience usually to try and win an argument on an online gambling forum.

"it was too small of a sample size to determine a definitive answer" or "you need a larger sample size to determine a definitive answer", whichever suits their postion at the time.

by IrishTim February 16, 2012

Carpet-Sampler

A woman that has an affinity for the vagina.
To put it bluntly, a lesbian.

Shiela likes vagina. Therefore, Shiela is a carpet-sampler.

by TokyoGoreFest November 6, 2008

Egg Sample

An egg sample is a sample of egg you may receive at a grocery store, or more likely, Costco.

Also a term used by Tony Biebls when they don't know how to spell example.

"Excuse me sir, would you like an Egg Sample?"

"No thank you, I'm a vegan."

by KiN.KiLLA. March 3, 2009

Urine Sample

Peeing in a Cup

I had to give a Urine Sample in order to get the job as Santa Clause at the mall.

by ClassGuy December 30, 2010

Skeva Sampler

Pick your ass, scratch your balls, scrape your chode, pick your earwax, pick your nose, ...then eat it.

Back in high school, Michael was caught eating his favorite treat, The Skeva Sampler.

by Little Nikki Lowery October 19, 2013