Samer

a guy who is so bored that he searches his name on urban dictionary and is now reading this and thinking, "what the fuck."

Guy 1: You're searching your name on Urban Dictionary? What the hell is your problem?

Samer: Shut up before I kill you.

by dr.philsbrotherinlawsmom October 25, 2010

Samurai Jesus

Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.

"I challenged Samurai Jesus to a game of air hockey and he beat me like a bitch."

by Bill March 15, 2004

Samurai Deeper Kyo

1: a manga written by akimine kamijyo.

fictional story based around the thousand-man slayer "demon eyes kyo" mixed with hatred, revenge, power, and lots and lots of blood. many battles and comic moments, however nothing like rurouni kenshin as some may say.

2: an extremely choppy and unworthy to the original story anime.

Samurai Deeper Kyo is a great manga, but a not-so-good anime.

by kizna April 21, 2005

samerits

To have the shits or diarrhea

fuck me that curry gave me the samerits

by Jay vale December 31, 2006

samaura

Samaura is a beautiful girl. She's usually short and mixed. Has a thick body with a big ads but not too much boobs. Samarua is funny and nice but can have an attitude. Samaura is a GREAT girlfriend/friend and family member. She's usually puts herself down before other people do. Boys AND girls like/love a Samaura.

Girl-Wow Samaura is so hot I wanna be with her!
Boy- Samaura is so amazing I want to ask her out.

by Lexi cilm January 2, 2018

samoura

Awesome, Every guys dream girl. Intelligent, Brave and Loyal. Wife her or someone else will. P.S Nice body

Samoura is one of a kind.

by Bow Down 2 Da Queen B March 28, 2017

Samurai Champloo

Samurai Champloo is a Japanese anime series developed by Manglobe. It featured a production team led by director Shinichirō Watanabe's first directorial effort for an anime television series after the critically acclaimed Cowboy Bebop.

"Let's watch Samurai Champloo on netflix
"A samurai that smells like sunflowers"

by fuukari January 3, 2020