1. Extremely drunk. Usually in such a way that you're all wobbly at the knees and doing your best to stand up. Akin to a sailor on a ship deck being washed with large waves during rough seas doing his best to stay on his feet.
by Jay Kaufman July 20, 2007

A player on an online gaming service who plays really cheap and is gay. A Rowman Sailor is often very hairy and is bad at trash talking. This lack of an ability to trash talk often reveals the homosexuality of the individual. Ex: "i'm going to put my annaconda in your zoo." A Rowman Sailor is also charactarized by his excessive use of the word FRAK. You will most likely encounter a Rowman Sailor in Halo 3. The Rowman Sailor will always seek out the power weapons or vehicles. Without them he cannot possibly win. If you do find yourself playing against a Rowman Sailor, be sure not to tea-bag him. He likes that. Because hes gay. Also, if he tea-bags you it will not count the same way, because a Rowman Sailor does not have balls.
"I got killed by a Rowman sailor. He's so cheap and has no skill. He couldn't play fair to save his life."
by Gaylo 3 June 29, 2008

by King sailor smoocher 6969 ; p June 4, 2018

"Adrift upon a glassy sea, no wind upon our sail,
we pulled the boatswains trousers down,
and drank his "sailors ale"
we pulled the boatswains trousers down,
and drank his "sailors ale"
by BadBeast December 15, 2009

by chris giocondo April 8, 2006

by Waffleman1212 July 1, 2009

by Lingokiller449 January 20, 2015
