stoop faced

To be extremely drunk or intoxicated, to the point of having to leave a party/club to sit on a nearby stoop to recover.

Damn, that guy sitting on that stoop is definitely stoop faced.

by jibroni July 21, 2011

Stoop-Muffin

Pertaining to a theoretically mentally disabled girl, who is not actually diagnosed with a mental disorder, but acts like it, whom cannot for whatever reason obtain a license, and who might run into something oblivious while driving without a license. i.e. a garage.

That girl is such a stoop-muffin, I wonder what happened to her.

ME: Wow, did you see that car crash?
Person: No??
ME: Thats because she crashed into a garage... what a stoop-muffin..

by BaaaxerLips101 April 20, 2009

stoop stalker

a city nigger who has no porch or front yard. sits on the stairs all day.

damn stoop stalkers stink

by skeeterkkk September 22, 2009

Stoop Mongrel

Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.

"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."

by Juan February 17, 2005

Fuckin stoops

Fuckin stoops means to modernise the English language to try and be cool whilst dumbing down the nation

Fuckin stoops has translated my need for water because I am thirsty into a need to have sex

by Teri-Lee June 1, 2018

Stoop-ed

A colloquel term for the well known 'skateboard'
Used throughout the youth of Guernsey, commonly used to describe both the adjective and noun

Wanna go Stoop-ed tonight?
Pass my Stoop-ed a minute
Stoop-ed rules!
Stoop-ed, the best invention since melted cheese

by Craig Corlett August 28, 2008

stoop & droop

An outdoor poop when you got the shits. Squatting down with you pants "hopefully" clear of the target draining your ass of mulchy-brown grim-juice...

(a) blood, I aint so sure I can make it back home... I got the gurgle.

(b) dude, you gota go?

(c) man, Im takin a stoop & droop here and now fo sho. Watch out for me - this shits projectile!

by Da B@T February 8, 2009