Rum and Poke

An effective universal technique that should/may result in a Poke and Run-- best used on a Rum Slut, Rum Bunny or a PamelaJane-- if to much Rum and Coke is administered one should resusitate with a Poke and Choke or anal Probe, the Third Option or if time permits one could move right onto a Double Dip, Double Penetration or Tag Team--the options are infinite

PamelaJane loves the ol rum and poke.

by ARCTICMAN February 6, 2008

cum rum

AKA "dick liquor". Cumpire slang. Cum (sperm) from an intoxicated man and/or alcoholic man.

Lyla is an alcoholic cumpire who loves to suck and swallow the alcoholic man's cum rum!

by Lyla The Cumpire July 14, 2006

rum pig

the worst kind of alcoholic who's preffered drink is rum. These are the most hardened of all alcoholics.

adam browne

by Robert Large August 19, 2003

Rum Dick

The limp, flaccid penis that occurs as a result of too many alcoholic beverages

"I brought this chick home from the bar but we couldn't do it because I had rum dick"

by PMchoisi June 8, 2009

rum and come

Doing body shots off a girl until she comes.

Man...I'd love to do a rum and come off her

by wildchicken September 7, 2014

rum luck

Bad luck, applied to a certain circumstance or series of related events.

Unlucky Guy: "I broke up with my gf last night. That's the fifth one this year."
Friend: "Oh, rum luck."

by Titus Andronicus December 3, 2007

Rum-Billie

A Mr. Hyde like creature which comes out to play after the excessive consumption of rum.
If a Rum-Billie is seen. Run.
Rum-Billies are particularly fierce to small, hungry girls. They may be put in their place with a harshly-toned 'NO!'.

"Billie, smile for the camera!"

"YOU'RE MUMS ON CAMERA! ITS CALLED FANNY-CAM! You should watch, its quality viewing."

"NO, Rum-Billie!! Get back in your fucking box!!"

by Fossil Boy February 19, 2010