Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 04, 2018

whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

straighter than a ruler

Someone who likes the opposite gender only and usually very strongly.

“Heh Becca, did you hear about that new kid named Noah?”
“Yeah, he’s straighter than a ruler.”

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

Iron ruler

Some one who rules iron

Take it how you want iron ruler

by Hmug February 10, 2021

Irish Ruler

(Noun) A precision measurement device, 12 inches in length, used as a standard in golf when providing distances from a specific point. When giving a measurement with this device, it is generally specified in the measurement.

He hit is golf ball 3 inches from the hole, measured by an Irish Ruler, or 1/4 of an Irish Ruler.

by Nadpoleus September 07, 2013

Bendy ruler

Skeppy.

Kid 1: THE BENDY RULER KEEPS TROLLING MUFFIN RACIST BOY HALO AGAIN!!!
Kid 2: Oh! It’s because he’s in love with him remember?
Kid 3: So true

by 14 y/o ping spoofer May 30, 2022

Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.

When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.

by Truruuus January 28, 2022