whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

Rulering

verb: The act of measuring one's dick, hypothetically, to prove one's worth is greater than another. Typically done by males, although females have also been known to participate.

Bro 1: Hey dude, my band I'm in just got signed up to play in a show next month, isn't that sweet?
Bro 2: I mean, are you guys even that good?
Bro 1: Yeah man, I once self booked a cross country tour.
Bro 2: Are you seriously going to start rulering right now?

by DJEagle June 25, 2018

retractable ruler

Term used when Vegas Matt, EJ and the crew play Huff and Puff. They erroneously refer to a tape measure as a retractable ruler.

EJ: Shiiiit, we got the retractable ruler Dad
Vegas Matt: F*cking Sando!
W2-Jesus: Did you know the first tape measure was patented in 1829?

by CJ2024 March 5, 2024

Ruler Drooler

The act of countering any statement that would be as near as breaking the rules. Scared to take a risk, and a partypooper.

John - Hey bro, the bars empty, maybe if you want, we can sneek in to get a-

James - No that would be against the rules, what if we get caught? We would go to jail, I don't want to spend my days in guantomeno! I just got accepted to med school, I have so much to live for. My parents always told me to follow the rules, and that would make me famous one day. It is forbidden for us to do anything remotely against the rules.

John - Wow, what a ruler drooler

by Getf3d August 26, 2013

Iron ruler

Some one who rules iron

Take it how you want iron ruler

by Hmug February 10, 2021

ruler

the most powerful weapon known to man
common in classrooms, but do not mistake them for mere measurement takers.

hey look at this ruler i have
look at this rule i have too
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*cling clang cling clang*

by anonymousasshat January 19, 2021

Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 12, 2018