Ring Pop That Bitch

when you propose to a girl in a very informal, cheap way (as if with a ring pop)

Jack: wait are you guys getting married?

Mike: Yeah I'm gonna ring pop that bitch by proposing outside of a gas station and heading to the courthouse later today

by Connor16 September 28, 2021

ring knocker

A slang term for military college or university graduates. It refers to the large graduation rings that are usually worn by said persons, and to the tradition of knocking the ring on a table to quiet a boisterous room.

Carl just graduated and got commissioned... and now he's SUCH a ring knocker.

by K...! May 13, 2006

dirt ring

The visual display of a combination of sweat, crystal meth residue, cat urine, and hair grease formed into a ring that circles one's neck. Most commonly found on hitchikers, Michael Moore followers, hippies, and homeless bums. The worst cases of this can even be seen on a black shirt, although most are seen on "Bush is the devil" semi-white t-shirts. Although this is a visual phenomenon, one usually knows of an approaching dirt ring simply by the smell of sour sausage and dirty socks. For best examples of this occurrence, spend some time in the greater San Francisco area or in Greenwich Village.

Person 1: Hey, do you smell that?

Person 2: Holy shit! What smells like ground fish and asshair?

Person 1: It's that dirtball over there protesting the Republican National Convention! His dirt ring is so big it looks like a neck brace! Anyone have some Febreeze?

by Senor Musk September 18, 2007

Tangy Ring Juice

The delicious amalgam that forms around the anus during extended periods of analingus. Also known as Booty Juice. Considered a delicacy to the anal connoisseur.

Stan was a Mud Packer and enjoyed nothing more than eating out a nice Brown Round and savoring that Tangy Ring Juice.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

Skoal ring

When a skoal dipper keeps their can/tin in their back pocket it leaves a ring in your jeans after sitting on it for awhile.

"You can tell that guy's a dipper check out the skoal ring."

by Eaglesfan251 October 31, 2008

Ring of death

A ring of hair around one's penis, about half-way up the shaft.

Guy 1:"Hey, does anyone else have a ring of hair round their penis?"
Guy 2:"You mean a ring of death?"
Guy 1:"I dunno."
Guy 2:"Give us a look. *shows penis* Yep that's a ring of death."
Guy 1:"Well do any of you have it?"
Guy 2:"No dude, no one else has that, you should get it checked out."

by Duplolad January 12, 2013

Three Ring Goat Screw

An uncontrolled and chaotic situation that might as well be a circus filled with goats having sex.

Walking in that Walmart was like walking into a Three Ring Goat Screw

by madeinjersey August 31, 2010