Reuben

Boys with a non existent penis

Katrina: Reubens penis was soo small I prefer BBCs

by Realdog May 27, 2024

Reuben

A pre-verbal man who communicates primarily in grunts, emojis, and the linguistic fossils of a brain that stopped evolving around age 14. Characterized by juvenile sentence structures ("u go gym hella?") despite being grown, unironic use of “fartmaxxing” and the inability to answer a single “what about you?” while asking dozens of personal questions. Often found lurking in Discord gaming servers, sending friend requests based on pfps, and asking for gym photos within hours of meeting someone. Will blame Instagram, TikTok, or Mark Zuckerberg for his own personality defects. May smugly claim to be “older than you” despite an age gap of less than 12 months. The antonym to reciprocity, self-awareness, basic human decency. Conversational black hole and audacity on legs.

“I thought we were just talking about games, but then he pulled a full Reuben on me, asking where I was from, ignored my hint, dropped ‘fartmaxxing’ out of nowhere, and asked for gym pics. Then blamed Instagram when I called him weird.”

by stellule April 4, 2026

Reuben

Reuben is a guy who is often a gamer and usually acts autistic but can lock in when it counts sometimes.

"AYO DID YOU SEE THAT?! REUBEN JUST DID A 360 MLG CLUTCH!"

by Noober2400 April 7, 2025

Reuben

Cool guy

Reuben is such a Reuben

by toebyc September 28, 2025

Reuben

To Reuben someone is to annoy them by telling lies about them.

My friend keeps trying to Reuben me.

by HiyoTheNL November 10, 2025

reuben yu

some dumb cunt who thought his balls were included in his penis length, and that they should be put in the vagina

"What are you doing, Reuben Yu?"
Reply: "I'm trying to fit my balls in you!"

by Jewben Brian March 8, 2017

Reuben's Disease

Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness

Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!

Person B: Oh shit....

Person A: What?! what is it...

Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!

by thebollockboy November 2, 2012