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drink responsibly

1. Drinking to fulfill the responsibility of finishing your beer, and 2. making sure that no beer goes unfinished.

More precisely, what to tell someone who may be about to violate his/her responsibility, at which point said person should probably finish their beer.
1.
Drunk guy: (Looks at his partially finished beer) Time for me to drink responsibly! (Finishes beer)
Bystander: Good man.

2.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm about done for tonight.
Person 2: (Points at half-full beer) No way, you need to drink responsibly.
by David March 24, 2008
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Rashon

Rashon means huge dick. Not the bad dick, but the good dick. A shlong made for the best sex.
"Did you hear about Jimmy's rashon! It was epic!"
by AnonymousHQ February 19, 2014
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Resonance Cascade

The primary event leading to the other major events in the popular computer game Half-Life. It was caused by Gordon Freeman.
After the resonance cascade, aliens began to fill the Black Mesa Research facility and kill off the science and security personel. Things got worse over the years, as a new race of aliens named "Combine" came along and began killing people and sucking up Earth's natural resources. Because of all this, we can blame Gordon Freeman.
by OmegaXMKII September 1, 2008
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Respondry

The way in which someone responds to a situation.
Shawna: Man, your new chick posted a nasty response to a comment on your facebook status.

Shane: Yeah, she's crazy jealous of this chick I never even dated and who lives 2000 miles away.

Shawna: Ah, well that's some crazy bitch respondry right there.
by TeaTweaker July 16, 2010
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Responsibility bomb

Finding out that one is having a kid or is going to have to take care of a disabled family member.
Person A: Hey, is Kevin coming to the bar tonight?

Person B: No, his girlfriend just broke the news about the responsibility bomb he put in her.
by Voodoo870 November 29, 2011
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responsitunity

This word came to my mind while talking to a friend regarding how I was doing.

When your manager gives you a new "responsibility" and presents it to you as an "opportunity". This is known as a "responsitunity" and has absolutely no additional income, stock, comp days, benefits or title tied to it. This new opportunity is in fact a new responsibility which adds to the pile of other existing responsibilities that fill up our days and sometimes nights..
I received a new responsitunity today during the account planning session with the regional VP.
by troy frazier August 17, 2011
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Responsifuckingbility

When there is no question or doubt who is responsible. An absolute and clearly defined ownership of obligation and accountability.
Who's responsifuckingbility was it to bring the beer??

It is his responsifuckingbility to pay his child support.
by Goldfishbrains September 19, 2012
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